(ABC)
Family comedy: Jim (Jim Belushi) is married to
Cheryl (Courtney Thorne-Smith), and has three
children including Kyle (Connor or Garret Sullivan).
Cheryl's sister Dana (Kimberley Williams) is a
successful model.
Cheryl tells Dana, “OK, you were right about not
having Kyle circumcised.”
Later, on the phone, she says, “No, Mother, it’s too
late now at this age.”
She listens to her mother’s response and says,
“That’s Dad’s generation!”
This
is a step forward: circumcision is condemned as a
bygone thing.
Adam-12
One
of the earlier episodes, before Jim's son was born.
Jim said that he had painted a room for the boy.
Pete asked how he knew it was going to be a boy.
Jim said boys run in his family.
Pete bet him 5 bucks it would be a girl.
Jim: Can you make it $15?
Pete: Why 15?
Jim: Because that is how much more the doctor
charges for a boy.
Implying
that all boys are circumcised.
All In The Family
Episodes
86-9 "The Bunkers and Inflation" first broadcast
September 14 - October 5, 1974)
Edith (Jean Stapleton) brings home a cake with
"Happy Bar Mitzvah, Irving" written on it, and asks
(something like) "What's a Bar Mitzvah?"
Archie replies: "They give that to a kid before he
gets circumscribed" (laugh track)
Later, another family member asks who Irving is.
Archie replies: "Some Jewish kid who's still hurtin'."
(laugh track).
Official
summary: 131. JOEY'S BAPTISM, first broadcast
Monday, February 23, 1976 After Mike and Gloria
refuse to have their son baptized, Archie stubbornly
steals away to a church to douse the infant himself.
Archie Bunker (Carroll O'Connor)'s daughter and
son-in-law, Gloria (Sally Struthers) and Mike Stivic
(Rob Reiner), don't want their son Joey to be
baptised, so Archie sneaks off with the baby to church
to get him baptised. When the priest refuses, Archie
confronts Mike and Gloria and says that this ceremony,
unlike his circumcision, won't make him cry.
He's
perfectly right, of course, but since Archie Bunker
is the arch-bigot, we're supposed to disagree with
him. The fansite allinthefamilysit.com gives Mike's
religion as atheist and Gloria's as none, so it's
unclear why Joey had a circumcision ceremony.
Al Shatat (Syria)
First
aired
on Hizbullah's Al-Manar TV during Ramadan 2003,then
on two Iranian channels during Ramadan 2004. and on
Al-Mamnou'
TV,
Jordan, Ramadan 2005.
Jews in a Romanian ghetto are praying for a
congregation member who has died.
Seranov, the leader: Oh God, have mercy upon
your servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous
Jews and not one of the damned.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, have mercy upon your
servant Sidona, for he would pray for the benefit of
the Jews and he would curse the satanic pagans.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon Sidona.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your
servant Sidona.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your
servant Sidona, for he was one of the virtuous Jews.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, Have mercy upon your
servant Sidona, for he was loyal to his religion and
has sacrificed everything for its sake, unlike those
pagans, may God curse them all.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, curse them all.
Congregation: Amen.
Seranov: Oh God, curse them all...
The person who prepared Sidona's body for burial:
Stop the prayer, stop the prayer.
Seranov: What is it?
The person who prepared the body: Sidona was
not circumcised.
Seranov: What are you saying? (He
inspects the body.) This damned man may have
been a pagan.
Congregant: The tragedy is that we prayed
for him, and on a holiday, no less.
Seranov: Don’t remind me of that, don’t
remind me of that!
Congregant: Enough of that, Seranov. That
doesn’t do any good. We must think of a way to get
out of this mess. Let's go.
Congregant: In my opinion, we should take
the body of this infidel, Sidona, and bury it
outside the ghetto.
Seranov: No, no, no. That's dangerous. If
the Romanians see us, it will be a disaster.
Congregant: So what do you suggest?
Another congregant: I have a solution. Let's
wrap his body in seven pieces of cloth and burn it
to ashes. Then we will dig a very big ditch in the
ground and bury the ashes.
Congregant: But this will defile the entire
ghetto.
Another congregant: No, it won't. After we
put the ashes in the ditch, we will cover it with
seven layers of stones and then send seven righteous
men to urinate on it seven times a day for seven
days.
Seranov: God bless you. This is the
solution.
Congregant: Agreed. Take away this infidel
before our earlier prayers reach the heavens and he
is blessed.
This
is intended to be satire, even though Syrians (90%
Muslim) care as much about circumcision as Jews. It
is a wonder that no-one thought of circumcising the
corpse.
American
Dad
Season
4 Episode 10 Family Affair, around 17:00 minutes.
Stan tells how he was scared of "uncircumcised"
penises, so he spent time in a locker room to
desensitize himself to them.
A
mixed message: validating dislike of foreskins
(posthephobia), but at least suggesting it is
curable, and should be cured.
Season
4 Episode 14 Bar Mitzvah Shuffle, after 18:00
minutes
They go to court and Roger makes a joke in which he
assumes the court case is about a boy wanting his
foreskin cut off.
Confusing
Brit
Milah and Bar Mitzvah is a comedy standard.
season
6 episode 11 around 4:00 minutes
A friend of Steve's makes an excuse to not socialize
by saying that he needs to get his circumcision
touched up.
This
deliberately transparent lie implies that
"circumcision is problem-free".
American
Horror Story
Season 2, Episode 11, "Spilt Milk" first broadcast
January 9, 2013
At Briarcliff asylum, the sinister Dr Oliver Thredson
(Zachary Quinto) takes Kit Walker (Evan Peters)
from his cell to the common room to see Grace Bertrand
(Lizzie Brocheré) and meet their newborn son, Thomas
(who appears to have been fathered by aliens when Grace
was abducted). Kit: What time is it? Thredson: Well, it's time for you to spend some
quality time with your baby, Papa Kit: What have you done with him? Thredson: He's received his smallpox
innoculation, and he's on the schedule for circumision
later today.
The
line appears intended to convey Thredson's complete
control over the lives of the inmates.
Angel
(WB)
Episode
54: "Dad"
Everybody is standing around Angel (David
Boreanaz), holding his newborn son.
Cordelia (Charisma Carpenter, reading
a book on baby health care): Are you going to
circumcise?
Baby screams
Charles Gunn (J. August Richards): I think
he heard you.
Even
better to have said "I think that answers your
question."
Aqua Teen
Hungerforce
"Der
Inflatable Fuhrer" Original Airdate, May 25 2009
Animated series on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim
following the increasingly absurd adventures of
three fast food characters: Frylock, Master Shake,
and Meatwad.
Frylock has been conducting experiments at the behest
of a mysterious German called Raydolph, who turns out
to be a balloon version of Adolf Hitler (voiced by
Bill Hader). Frylock has been designing a deadly
airborne virus, compressing it with helium and pumping
it into balloons to be passed out at children's
birthday parties.
Frylock: Hey, Raydolph!
Raydolph: Is the package ready?
Frylock: It's close. It's close. I have a
couple more tests.
Raydolph: How did it work on the Jewish mice
we sent you?
Frylock: They're Jewish mice?
Raydolph: Jewish, yes. We converted them.
The males were de-circumcised.
Frylock: Yeah, I did see that. But you know
the Jewish people don't do that, right?
Raydolph: Mice, they do not like monkey skin
added to their privates. But no matter. For they
will be dead soon!
After this discussion, Frylock sees who he is
actually working for and decides he can not fully go
through with Raydolph's plan. Master Shake accompanies
Frylock to the park where the drop-off is to take
place.
Raydolph: Ah, what a wonderful day for a
balloon. Here, let me set down my suitcase full of
money next to you and purchase one.
Frylock: It's free of charge, sir .
Raydolph: These balloons are not happy and
floating like we discussed.
Master Shake: They're exactly what you asked
for. Now, if you'll excuse us...
Raydolph: No, I think the product needs to
be tested... on your Kosher friend!
(Raydolph pulls Meatwad, dressed as a rabbi, out
of his balloon car.)
Frylock: Meatwad!
Meatwad: They took out all my pork and
de-circumcised me and give me the dang cowboy hat!
Oy gevalt! I'm dang Jewish now!
All
that can be said about this mess is that it
reinforces the myth that circumcision is uniquely
associated with Judaism.
Archer
Animated
sitcom.
Official summary: At ISIS (!), an international spy
agency, global crises are merely opportunities for
its highly trained employees to confuse, undermine,
betray and royally screw each other. At the center
of it all is suave master spy Sterling Archer, whose
less-than-masculine code name is "Duchess." Archer
works with his domineering mother Malory, who also
is his boss.
Episode: "Diversity Hire" Original Airdate - January
21, 2010
A new black Jewish field officer named Conway Stern
makes a splash at ISIS, however Archer (voiced by H.
Jon Benjamin) and Lana (voiced by Aisha Tyler)
suspect there may be something all too perfect about
their new diversity hire.
Lana : What are you doing?
Archer : None of your business-ing. And what
kind of spy agency scrimps on a freaking shredder?!
Lana : Well, apparently the kind that
scrimps on background checks. Who is this guy?
Archer : I don't know, but I got a bad
feeling about Mother's little 'Project Conway'.
Lana : So, I must be having a stroke,
because we actually agree on something.
Archer : Wait, really?
Lana : Totally! I mean, he shows up out of
nowhere and starts trying to get all up in
everything. I mean Salsa, Frodo...
Archer : Possibly Mother.
Lana : And what do we even know about him?
Archer : Only that he's not circumcised.
Lana : Okay, glossing over how you know
that...
Archer : We touched penises.
Lana : No! Glossing! But a non-circumcised
Jewish guy--That's not weird to you?
Archer : No, why would - I mean, I'm not
Jewish, and I am circumcised, so it can happen the
other w...
Archer : Lana, come on. I think we both know
it works fine.
Lana : Oh, come on! Not your dick, dumbass!
Archer : Oh, my God! This is about you and
me, right?
Lana : Oh, my God! Get over yourself! (She
walks away.)
Archer : Hey, I am over me, but apparently
you're not!
They
have dodged the fallacy of "Only Jews circumcise"
but not that of "All Jews circumcise."
Arrested Development
NEWSWEEK,
Nov. 3, 2003, season preview Dysfunction Junction
In Fox's new sitcom, Bluths are stranger than
fiction
By Marc Peyser
The Bluths have a little trouble holding down jobs.
Buster has studied cartography and Native American
tribal rituals, but thinks he can't find work in
those fields because he's prone to panic attacks.
Tobias has lost his medical license after giving CPR
to someone who didn't need it.
Lindsay is in the caring profession, too. She's
spearheading an anti-circumcision group called
HOOP: Hands Off Our Penises.[What do you bet
the writers wanted to call it HOOD, Hands Off
Our D*cks? - a much better name.]
[Lindsay raises money for a variety of causes, some
contradicting each other.] Gob used to do magic
tricks ("Illusions!" he insists. "A trick is what a
whore does for money"), but he got kicked out of the
magicians' union after he hid his father in a
disappearing cabinet when the police came to arrest
him on fraud charges. And then there's Michael. He's
so disgusted with his family that he's made the only
sensible Bluth decision ever: he's never going to
speak to these people again.
At the beginning of the show, as characters are being
introduced:
Lindsay to her brother Michael: Sorry I
haven't called you ... I've been very busy. We just
had an amazing fundraiser for HOOP.
Michael: "HOOP"?
Lindsay: My anti-circumcision movement.
Flashback to the fundraiser. A banner in the
background says "HOOP - Hands Off Our Penises".
Lindsay (in evening dress) to a man: I think
it looks frightening when it's cut off. It's a
Doberman, let it have
its ears!
Flash forward to the present.
Lindsay: Believe it or not, we brought in
over forty thousand dollars!
Michael: Unbelievable! Sounds like you saved
enough skin to make ten new boys.
Lindsay's husband: Well, most of that money
was from the Bluth company [Lindsay's father]...
In the closing scene:
Lindsay: Life is hard right now ... and I've
got the JDL on my ass.
Michael: The JDL?
Lindsay: Jewish Defense League.
Michael: Oh, the circumcision thing? This is
why I was against HOOP. Why don't you just mind your
own business?
Lindsay: This is why I didn't call you,
Michael, you're so judgmental!
It
is a step forward - of a kind - that Intactivism
gets this much attention. In the Fox executives'
minds, to be against circumcision is closely
associated with being disfunctional. A moment's
thought would have told them that it is people who
support, advocate and practise the cutting off of
parts of genitals, who aren't minding their own
business and who merit being sent up as
disfunctional.
Asylum (UK)
British
comedy series set in a mental hospital inhabited by
comedians.
Adam Bloom: And Bloom's a Jewish name, and
my dad's a typical Jewish dad, always giving [bits] of
advice. I'm only 5 feet 8. I've got size 9 feet. And
whenever I bought shoes he'd always say, "Adam, try
and wear shoes with the design across the toe, 'cause
it's an optical illusion. Rather than having one
continuous design, a design across the toe breaks up
the length and makes the shoe look shorter." And it
works. But I thought, "If he knew that, then why the
hell did he have his son circumcised?"
Unlike
an American show, questions circumcision and assumes
familiarity with the intact appearance.
Erica Strange (Erin Karpluk) is the daughter of Gary
(John Boylan), a rabbi/mohel
(as usual, the show blurs the two) separated from her
mother Barb (Kathleen Laskey). She agrees to be the
Sandek (who holds the baby as he is circumcised) at a
family bris, but
only to support Gary, whom she has just told that Barb
has a new partner.
(2'15") She demonstrates what circumcision entails to
her gentile partner Ethan (Tyron Leitso), using a
biscotto in a paper bag, saying (3'03") "I don't know
why I'm the only one who thinks that circumcising
a baby is brutal, violent and wrong."
At the crucial moment of the bris she faints, and the
circumcision is held up till she recovers. Invited to
continue, she makes the excuse that she might faint
again, and the baby's mother holds him. Baby
is circumcised. We see Erica's distress as he
cries (but does not shriek), and he is later seen as
if sleeping peacefully.
Afterward, Erica admits to Gary that she only agreed
in order to support him but (8'00") that "the idea of
circumcising a baby - it's awful. ... I mean you're
cutting
a baby, without anaesthetic, for no reason.
... I don't get it." Her honesty brings them closer.
Remarkably
in a comedy(/drama/fantasy), circumcision is neither
trivialised nor defended, except momentarily by
Ethan (2'20" "So, it's two seconds. Who cares?")
Bethenny Getting Married
"Reality"
show. Season 1, Episode "Lost Footage", VDI10 Aired
on Bravo TV on Thursday, 12 August 2010. Bethenny
Frankel - now Bethenny Frankel Hoppy - is a smart,
funny woman who appears to be extremely open to
learning new things.
Bethenny is having lunch with her good friends Jake
(gay) and Lauren. Both Lauren and Bethenny are far
along in pregnancy; Lauren knows she's having a boy,
but Bethenny prefers not to know.
Bethenny: I swear to God, I went through the
last 6 months with all drama. It's nice to just have
a normal lunch and have normal people around you.
Lauren: Did you do any research yet?
Bethenny: What am I researching?
Jake: The stork isn't just going to drop the
baby off. (All laugh.}
The conversation turns to birthing and birth classes.
L: Listen, when the little sucker comes out,
obviously you're coming to the bris?
B: When your little sucker comes
out…
J (to Bethenny) Are you going to have
your baby circumcised if it's a boy?
B: Don't you have to? Who doesn't have their
baby circumcised? [This is
a common misconception.]
L: Everybody does today. (looks
disdainful)
J: I mean, not everybody anymore…
B: Where do you live? Like in a weewee in
Uganda? (Jake laughs) Who doesn't… who's not
circumcised? This isn't my first day at the rodeo
and I really haven't seen anything that hasn't been
circumcised.
J: (looks incredulous) Really? Ever?
B: Yeah.
Lauren quickly changes the subject.
This
conversation does not seem to be over. Jake is
either about to disclose that he is intact, or has
encountered many who were.
Better
Things
Season 2 Episode 8 "Arnold Hall" first broadcast
November 2, 2017 Sitcom about Sam Fox (Pamela Adlon),
a single mother of three girls who works as an
actress.
Sam is at the bar mitzvah of a friend's son. She is
asked to speak:
"And now you're a man, well except your penis part
that is probably still a boy. The Rabbi knows, 'cause
she was there when the mohel cut it in half, snip
snip.
Wait a second! So was I. I had the fish - at least I hope
it was the fish. But anyway, you are totally a man
now." (strong mixed reaction from the congregation)
A
very mixed message as to what male genital cutting
entails
The Big Bang Theory
Season
1:
Episode 09: The Cooper-Hofstadter
Polarization, broadcast March 17, 2008
The stereotypical geeks have hooked up the electrical
appliances in the apartment of two of them to the
Internet.
. ...
implying a US-made android would not have been
circumcised in the factory. It is unusual that the
circumcision joke is not the punchline.
Episode
15 - The
Shiksa
Indeterminacy, written by Lee Aronsohn and Bill
Prady, broadcast May 5, 2008
Sheldon Cooper's attractive twin sister Missy is
introduced. Sheldon's friends Rajesh Koothrappali
(Kunal Nayyar) and Howard Wolowitz (Simon Helberg) vie
for her attention, sitting on either side of her.
Rajesh is on an experimental anti-anxiety medication,
which enables him to overcome his inability to talk to
women, but it also creates exaggerated side-effects.
Rajesh: Missy, do you enjoy pajamas? Missy: I guess. Rajesh (leaning towards her): We Indians
invented them. (Missy looks puzzled, leaning away
from him) You're welcome. (laughter) Howard: Yeah, well, my people invented
circumcision. (Missy looks puzzled, Penny twirls
her thumbs uncomfortably. Howard's voice drops
suggestively:) You're welcome. (laughter and
applause) Penny: Missy, I'm gonna go an' get my nails
done. You wanna come? Missy: God, yes! Thanks! Penny (bows): You're welcome!
Penny escorts Missy out. Howard, Rajesh and
Leonard fight over Missy while Sheldon is ordering
pizza. Leonard asks to speak to Sheldon in private.
They leave.
Howard: (Mocking Rajesh) I'm a fussy
Indian man. We invented pajamas. (laugh track)
Rajesh: (Mocking Howard, wiggling one hand)
Hey, look at me, I don't have a foreskin. (longer,
louder laugh track. Rajesh goes on wiggling his hand
- standing for the foreskin Howard doesn't have? -
until they both stare at it.)
At the end of the episode, one at at time, the three
guys cross the hall to Penny's apartment where Missy
is staying. Leonard asks her out, and she coldly
rejects him. Howard asks her out, and she coldly
rejects him. When Rajesh knocks on the door, his
medication has worn off and he can hardly speak, but
Penny calls Missy, who says "Well hi, cutie pie, I was
hoping you'd show up." (He whimpers and walks
away.)
While
the first exchange is calculated to imply that
circumcision trumps pyjamas, it is progress that
Rajesh's foreskin didn't deter Missy's interest -
may even have piqued it.
video of the full episode
Howard: Ouch! Damn! Paper cut! Nothing worse
than a paper cut!
Rajesh Well, obviously you don't remember
your circumcision.
This
is progress: "Circumcision is painful."
Season
4 Episode 1, The Robotic Manipulation, first
broadcast September 23, 2010
Howard decides to use a robot arm as a masturbation
aid, but it gets stuck grasping his penis while he's
in bed. He calls Raj and Leonard to help remove it.
"No
saws! One circumcision was enough" implies
circumcision is a bad thing, but the constant focus
on Howard as stereotypical Jew and his circumcision
reinforces that "all/only Jews are circumcised".
Ep
184 The Leftover Thermalization
Howard's mother has died, and there was a power outage
at her house - all the food in the freezer is thawed and
going to go to waste, including the last brisket. Rather
than toss it or let it spoil, they decide to throw a
feast for the gang. In cleaning the back of the freezer
out, Howard mumbles that if he found his foreskin there,
he'd kill himself.
Interestingly
ambiguous.
Season 9, Episode 16 The Positive Negative
Reaction, first broadcast 18 February 2016 Howard Wollowitz
(Simon Helberg) has just found out his wife is
pregnant and wonders
"Should we
get him circumcised? People say it's barbaric
but if we don't it looks like a Pig in a Blanket."
It
is progress that the b-word is used, especially by a
Jewish character, but as usual, we are to ignore
everything before "but". Appearance is among the
worst reasons for cutting anything off, and a Pig in
a Blanket among the worst of analogies.
Series 9, Episode 4, The 2003 Approximation
In the scene prior to this,
Raj sang an orginal song to his girlfriend,
Emily, whose reaction was rather tepid. Raj and
Howard are discussing the lyrics, and Raj backs
off from his earlier support for the song. This
starts a quarrel.
Howard: You are
such a wimp. She didn’t like it, now you don’t
like it.
Raj: No, no. I’m
just evolving as a musician. You’re the one
who’s stuck in the past.
Howard: The past
was lunch. You know what’s really happening
here? Your girlfriend is breaking up our band.
Raj: She has nothing to
do with this. I am my own man.
Howard: Oh, please. Your brain belongs to
whoever’s willing to sleep with you.
Raj: That is so not
true.
Howard: Really? Remember when you were gonna
get circumcised for Rachel Bernstein?
Raj: That had nothing to do with Rachel. It
was an overreaction to a bad zipper injury.
"Rachel
Bernstein
" is presumably Jewish ("Only/All Jewish
women prefer cut men") It is much more likely
that Howard's explanation is correct than that
Raj's is. Genital cutting is a token for Raj's
weakness of will, that he will undergo it for
sexual favours.
Season11,
"The Neonatal Nomenclature", broadcast March 1,
2018
Penny: I always
thought the name Christian was a nice name. Howard : Naw I don't know, sounds a
little too uncircumcised.
Implying
that
being intact is a bad thing and only
Jews are cut.
The Big C
Laura
Linney plays Cathy Jamison, a 40-something wife and
mother in Minneapolis who has been diagnosed with
terminal melanoma, unknown to her family.
Season 1, Episode 1.4 "Playing the Cancer Car" [sic
- about a new car]
Cathy's homeless brother Sean (John Benjamin Hickey)
is at her house with a toothache. Her shiftless
teenage son Adam (Gabriel Basso) has agreed to help
remove Sean's tooth, but using pliers, makes it worse.
Sean jumps up out of his chair on the porch, cursing
and writhing in pain, as Adam looks on helplessly.
Sean: Oh, I bet your parents loved to have you
circumcised. Now I wish I had done it myself!
One
conventional message: "All men are circumcised" and
one rare one: "Infant circumcision is painful". It
also suggests that Cathy and Paul took pre-emptive
satisfaction in having their infant son circumcised
knowing that he would grow up to be exasperating and
self-absorbed. Circumcision is portrayed as a sort
of pre-revenge.
Big Love
Series
about a polygamist family
Series 1, episode 10
The family gathers around waiting for one of the
wives, Wanda (Melora Walters) to give birth.
She does, off screen, and there is a sudden close up
of the newborn boy, clearly circumcised, described by
beaming relatives as 'perfect'.
One
of a number of shows
in which a baby is anomalously circumcised. (The Latter Day Saints do not
officially support religious circumcision, but turn
a blind eye to the "medical" variety.)
Big Mouth
Animated comedy (NSFW) Official summary: "Teenage
friends find their lives upended by the wonders and
horrors of puberty."
Two penises are shown talking in a changing room, one
cut, one intact. The intact one speaks but can not be
understood till he pulls his foreskin back.
Billable Hours
Season
1, episode 3: "The Jewish Holiday" first broadcast
April 30, 2006
IMDb summary: The agnostic but half-Jewish Sam
Caponelli (Fab Filippo) begins wearing a yarmulke to
work to cover his bald spot. But when he starts
taking time off for esoteric Jewish holidays, Clark
Claxton III (Brandon Firla) becomes annoyed. The
ultra-WASPy Clark starts a Jewish conversion class
at the firm so that he and his gentile colleagues
may also avail themselves of Jewish holidays. For
Sam, this means war.
The office men's room. [Sam?] is joined at the urinal
by Clark and then their boss.
Boss: I see you haven't been circumcised. Clark: Uh... I'm afraid that's the case, sir. Boss: It's never too late. Abraham wasn't
snipped till he was 112. [Gen
17:1/23
says he was 99. Do they do that on purpose?]
I'll make us an appointment. (exit) Clark: OK, I'm out. [Sam?]: Game over?
Clark: Without a doubt.
Clark does not get circumcised.
The meme that "All Jews are circumcised" is
reinforced.
Blackish
Black-ish
(stylized as blackish) is an American sitcom
starring Anthony Anderson and Tracee Ellis Ross,
that debuted on ABC during the 2014–15 television
season. The single-camera comedy centers on an
upper-middle-class African-American family. ABC TV
Series Blackish, Season 1 episode 19 A party guest -
fearing the impending adult games might involve
getting naked - confides to a buddy that he "had a
botched circumcision a few years ago."
Blunt Talk
Cringe-comedy:
A British newscaster, Walter Blunt (Patrick
Stewart), moves to Los Angeles with his alcoholic
manservant and the baggage of several failed
marriages to host a sanctimonious talk show. Season
1, Episode 1."I Seem to Be Running Out of Dreams for
Myself"
Blunt, drunk, has picked up a hooker, Gisele (Trace
Lysette), who tells him she is a transsexual.
Gisele: Do you know what that is?
Blunt: Of course I do, ... and does that
mean you have an intact penis?
Gisele: Let's just say I have a nine-inch
clit.
The
use of "intact" here is superfluous and unusual.
Episode
6 "Goodnight My Someone": Walter tries to patch
things up with his estranged son when he returns to
Los Angeles for a boxing match.
Blunt and his son Rafe (Daniel Stewart, Patrick's
real-life son) are standing at a urinal on either side
of a UN genital mutilation expert, Emanuel
Kendall (C. S. Lee). whom Blunt is about to interview.
Blunt introduces them and Kendall awkwardly reaches
over to shake Rafe's unwilling hand. Later, on Blunt's
talk show, Kendall gives figures for female
genital mutilation, and mentions that while
culturally normal, male circumcision is
thought by many to be mutilation also. Blunt says he
never thought much of it but - perhaps it was vanity -
he had both his sons cut to match himself. (Rafe, in
the control room, reacts to this news.) Kendall says
to the TV audience that Blunt is absolutely NOT
circumcised, admitting he peeked earlier (as we saw).
Blunt gets angry and has to cut to a
commercial break. His senior assistant Rosalie
(Jacki Weaver) assures him that when she encountered
it 20 years earlier , it was very red, enthusiastic,
and definitely intact.
Blunt looks at a textbook with pictures of an intact
and a cut penis (the intact one looking bizarrely like
a surgically restored foreskin) and bemoans his own
long-standing ignorance. His faithful valet Harry
(Adrian Scarborough) assures him that we all make
mistakes and it's never too late to learn, and he will
tell him if he knows of him making any similar
mistake.
At a dinner Walter gives his staff to celebrate
Rafe's return, Rafe refers bitterly to Blunt's adopted
son Bertie (Aidan Clark) as "your genitally mutilated
son number two", before having sex with Blunt's
staffer Celia (Dolly Wells), and letting slip that the
boxing match next evening has been fixed. His job is
to lose.
Before the match Celie tells Rosalie that Rafe's
penis was "not all that red". Walter so encourages
Rafe that he fails to take a fall in the prescribed
round and (as well as losing gambling-addict Celia a
large sum), he has to flee the town. Before he
leaves, Blunt offers to have himself circumcised
so they'll be the same. Rafe ignores the suggestion,
but calls him "Dad" as requested, implying some
reconciliation.
The
sequence is based on an incident in Stewart's real
life, arising from the fact that he did not know he
was intact. (The reverse mistake is much more
common.) These scenes are notable in finally letting
someone call male genital cutting "mutilation", (and
because they signal that a man might be mistaken
about his own status).
Bob Patterson
Episode 3: "Naked Bob"
Offical
summary:
Bob surprises his family and co-workers when he
accepts an offer to pose nude for a book which
features famous power players. But when he discovers
that the photographer is a beautiful French woman, a
sexually traumatic secret from Bob's adolescence
rears its ugly head, which leads him to take some
drastic measures that could place his masculinity in
jeopardy.
Jason Alexander (George in "Seinfeld")
plays
an executive, the founder of a successful
seminar/training company that bears his name.
To overcome his body self-image issues, he
reluctantly agrees to be photographed naked by a
famous French female photographer. The theme she
chooses is Moses coming down from the mountain to
address his people.
Just before the shoot begins, a dozen intimidatingly
gorgeous young men in towels walk into the room, drop
their towels to the floor, and stand facing Alexander,
who's about one meter up on a stage. Just as he is
instructed to drop his towel, too, he finds an excuse
not to have to go through with it:
"We can't do the shoot... looking down at all these
young men, it's obvious that many of them are not, um,
exactly, um... Hebrews. So this can't be Moses and the
Israelites!"
This
is even more far-fetched than the plot implies:
Not a problem: It is much easier for an intact
actor (e.g. Diego
Luna, Graham
Chapman) to simulate being circumcised than
for a circumcised one to simulate being intact,
but either is perfectly feasible in the illusory
world of show business.
According to the Bible,
neither Moses (in Egyptian care by his eighth day)
nor the young Israelites in the wilderness were
circumcised.
Does anyone seriously imagine that - outside gay
erotica - any serious photographer in the US is
going to show a lot of PENISES?
The founder of a men's rights organisation, Emil
Bradford (Jack Armstrong) has been murdered. Rudolfo
Fuentes (Ignacio Serricchio), Angela Montenegro
(Michaela Conlin) and Camillle Saroyan (Tamara
Taylor) are examining an enlarged picture of a crumpled
flyer. It suddenly shows a cartoon of a bawling baby. Fuentes: That's unexpected. Saroyan: I would have gone with "creepy". Montenegro: Yeah. That's why I called you guys
in here. Saroyan: There has to be something else. Montenegro: I agree... Let me adjust the light
spectrum. (The image becomes clearer) Fuentes (reading):"Right to choose? Some
of us never got the chance." Saroyan: Hold on, is that baby holding his - (close
up of the baby, clutching his genital region)
Looks like it. Fuentes (reading on)): "Men! If you were
circumcised against your wishes," (turning aside
and laughing incredulously) "you can fight
back!" Montenegro: These flyers are targetted at a Dr
Pamela Gould. (a section of the flyer is enlarged
to show Dr Gould's name) Saroyan: That explains why the victim stopped
targetting Leah Marino. (Fuentes looks at her.)
Men Now was building a class-action lawsuit against Dr
Gould for performing these circumcisions. Montenegro: That can't really be a thing, can
it? Saroyan: I read about lawsuits like this.
(soft cheerful music starts) In each case the
plaintiffs won. Fuentes: On what grounds? Saroyan: Apparently, all the former
patients have to prove is that the circumcision was
performed without the[ir] consent. Montenegro: What consent? We had Michael
Vincent snipped at two days old. Fuentes: That is a shame. In Cuba very
few boys are circumcised. (to Saroyan) Did you
know that having a foreskin greatly enhances the man's
sexual pleasure? Saroyan (smugly): There is no
scientific proof of that, Dr Fuentes. Fuentes (triumphantly): No? ButIhave ample anecdotal evidence. Montenegro (dismissively): Mm-hm. Saroyan (dismissively): Mm Montenegro: So Dr Gould must not have
been happy about Bradford distributing these flyers. Fuentes: Huh! Perhaps next time she'll be
more careful with her scissors. Saroyan: You can laugh, but a lawsuit
like this could potentially bankrupt a medical
practice. Montenegro: Sounds like a motive for
murder to me. (Zoom in on "Dr Pamela Gould". Music
fades up)
This is a breakthrough. Intactness (almost) wins.
Cutting is still called "snipping" and the
advantages of the foreskin are dismissed. The
success of such lawsuits is, unfortunately, still in
the future.
Californication
Sitcom
about Hank Moody (David Duchovny) a novelist with
writer's block and personal demons. In Season four
#1, first broadcast January 9, 2011
Hank is just out of jail on bond after being arrested
for assault. His friend Charlie Runkle (Evan Handler)
tells him he is now a celebrity.
Hank: Come on, we all know that thing is
thin, bent and uncircumcised, no bullshit.."
Charlie: Jesus Christ! How many times I got
to tell you I am not uncircumcised! The mohel left
just a little too much foreskin, just a smidge.
Moody (laughs): So it's just a circ
to halfway?
Moody
takes it for granted that "uncircumcised" is a fault
like "bent" and "thin", and Runkle (a Jew who swears
"Jesus Christ!"?) by the indignation of his denial,
accepts that assessment.
Caroline in the City
Del pretends to be Jewish in order to marry a Jewish
woman, arranges to have himself secretly circumcised.
(It is discussed indirectly, in terms of "turtleneck
sweaters".) When he is dozy with anaesthetic, she
tells him she is marrying a gentile. He tries to stop
the operation but blathers about a "turtleneck", is
not understood and wheeled away. Del
is circumcised.
Casualty (UK)
(BBC)
Set in the Accident & Emergency department of a
hospital in the ficticious city of Holby (Bristol)
Series 2, episode 11 (sometimes numbered episode
26), "Hooked", written by Billy Hamon, first
transmitted 21 November 1987
A young mother brings her son into A&E. He is
about 6 or 7 years old. After a visit to the loo, he
had done his zipper up too quickly and caught his
foreskin in it. The mother had been unable to free it.
The decision is made to circumcise the boy. The
mother is horrified at the prospect but Nurse Megan
Roach tells her that there is nothing to worry about
as there are millions of circumcised men in the world.
The boy is circumcised.
There
are millions of amputees, too. The idea of
sacrificing the foreskin rather than the zipper is
perfectly ridiculous, though it happens far too
often.
Series
3, episode 3 (sometimes numbered episode 33) "Drake's
Drum", written by Keith Dewhurst, first transmitted 23
September 1988.
A would-be soap-box preacher goes to the hospital
with a problem that turns out to be a tight foreskin.
Having retracting it, he is
unable to get it forward again. Charge Nurse
Charlie Fairhead takes a look and says something like
"Yes, the old man has his scarf on a bit tight
tonight, doesn't he?!". The immediate problem is
solved but the decision is made for the man to be
circumcised, presumably to prevent a re-occurance. He
is admitted to the observation ward overnight and
seems surprisingly pleased at the prospect. A nurse
goes to his bed and says "I'll give you something for
the discomfort, to help you sleep, and we'll have you
circumcised in the morning.". The man replies
something like "Good. Then at last I can start my
ministry." The man is
circumcised.
Whatever
religion he plans to preach, there are few that
require surgical, rather than ritual, circumcision.
Still there's nowt so queer as folk.
Catherine
the Great
Historical drama (HBO) first broadcast October 2019:
in Episode 2, Catherine (Helen Mirren) says to her lover
Grigory Potemkin (Jason Clarke)I, “Do you know that [her
late husband Peter III] had a condition of the foreskin
whereby for a very long time it was impossible for him
to get an erection?” (There is no such condition.)
Changi
Miniseries,
Australia,
2001, set in the Japanese prison camp during the WW2
occupation of Singapore..
A prisoner asks another "Which is better, a cavalier
or a roundhead?" and the reply refers to circumcision
Later, the same man asks a doctor, "Which can piss
further, a cavalier or a roundhead?" The doctor says,
"The flap of skin on the end of the penis makes no
difference to the functioning of the waterworks, no
difference at all."
This
seems to be a euphemism for the corresponding
erroneous claim about sexual
functioning.
Cheers
Frasier and Lilith invite everyone in the bar to the
circumcision of their son. The men are squeamish and
don't want to go. Frasier kidnaps his own son from
home, saying "I won't let them hurt you!" and hides
him in the bar's office. Lilith brings the guests and
the mohel to the bar and demands to talk to Frasier.
Eventually they emerge with the baby. Frasier again
says, "Don't hurt my baby!" explaining he just had to
say it one more time. Lilith explains that they
considered an out-of-sight hospital circumcision but
decided it was better for the baby to be surrounded by
his loved ones. (Despite Frasier's outbursts, the
option of leaving the baby alone is not mentioned.) Baby is circumcised
(off-camera). Sam comforts the slightly fussing baby
saying "It'll be OK, baby." Frasier comes out carrying
Lillith, saying,"It'll be OK, baby."
Chicago Hope
"Boys Will Be Girls"
First broadcast on CBS, Feb. 3, 2000
John Heath directed, script by Linda McGibney.
Dr. Jack McNeil (Mark Harmon) is surprised to
discover that his teenage "female" patient had been
born a boy. At birth, a doctor performing a
routine circumcision made an error [cutting
off the boy's penis] and advised the parents to let
the child live life as a girl. Dr. McNeil, Dr. Jeremy
Hanlon (Lauren Holly) and Stuart Brickman (Alan
Rosenberg) team up and go to court to help the boy win
his right to restorative surgery.
The
fact that the circumcision was unnecessary is not
discussed
This
story is based on the true story of "John/Joan/John"
(Bruce/Brenda/David Reimer of Winnipeg), whose
circumcision, while not routine, was also
demonstrably unnecessary (his twin brother was not
circumcised, and the same "problem" cleared up by
itself).
Children's Hospital
Adult
Swim, first broadcast August 18, 2011
An episode about a man demanding they restore his
foreskin. He is presented as freakish.
...an absurd subplot starring Rob
Huebel's dimwitted Dr. Owen Maestro steals
the episode.
Owen laments that he was circumsized as a
baby and confronts his father (played by
Stephen Root) about the grievous travesty.
Their initial exchange on the topic is
priceless. [Valueless,
perhaps]
"I want my foreskin back!" demands Dr.
Maestro.
"What makes you think I got your weiner
trimmings?"
Owen is so forlorn over the lost body
part that he sets about having his
foreskin sewn back on - only using
bologna. He tells the reluctant surgeon:
"Stop talking and start sewing that deli
meat on."
["Absurd" seems
generous. "Fatuous" would be more
accurate.]
Circumcized [sic] Cinema
Si
TV (USA cable/satellite network)
Mexican films are edited to 30 minutes and dubbed and
edited into a new English-language comedy. The
presenter sometimes introduces himself as 'your
uncircumcised host'.
In
this case "circumcised" implies "reduced in size"
and the edited versions are ridiculous, so the
overall message of the name could be taken as
anti-circumcision.
Comedy Inc.
(Australia)
(Short sketches)
"Smallville": Clark Kent suddenly finds he has X-ray
vision.
Clark (looks at Lana Lang and a red ray goes
from his eyes to her body): I didn't know you had
a tattoo.
(looks at Lex Luthor and a red ray goes downward)
I didn't know you were Jewish.
Reinforcing
the myth that only Jews circumcise - although that
is moving closer to the truth in Australia.
Community
Season
5, Episode 4, "Cooperative Polygraphy" - January 16,
2014
Britta (Gillian Jacobs) confesses to being high at
the baptism of Shirley's son. Shirley (Yvette Nicole
Brown) becomes upset and asks Britta how she could do
such a thing.
Britta: How else do you expect somebody to
sit through something like that? At least with a
bris, there's an element of suspense.
Treats
infant male genital cutting as entertainment. Admits
that it has a risk.
Cougar Town
Season
3, Episode 10, Southern Accents, first broadcast May
1, 2012
Jules Cobb (Courteney Cox) urges her neighbor Andy
Torres (Ian Gomez) to run for mayor of their town of
Gulf Haven, Florida to facilitate her permit for a
beach wedding. Andy's wife, Ellie (Christa Miller),
strongly opposes the idea. Late in the episode she
agrees to support his candidacy:
Ellie: So you wanna be mayor? Go for it. (tosses
a black top hat to Andy) Andy: This is so awesome! You know why you're
great? Ellie: Yes, but tell me anyway. Andy: You try to hide it. But you really do
care about what makes me happy. Ellie: Okay. Here's what I want as first lady:
I get to park wherever I want.
Our town should be less dog-friendly.
No car alarms
No rollerbladers
No street performers
No more wooden lawn birds that do this (gestures
wildly
with arms)
No carnivals
No 5k's, no 10k's, no k's
No hair salons with names that are puns. The
'Hairport'. We get it. It's near the airport.
No public coughing
No circumcisions
No pierced ears on babies
No adults who skateboard
No tank tops, no tube tops, no short shorts
No stupid people
And my pen ran out.
Circumcision
appears to be listed among "things it would be
irrational/impractical to ban" - but it's a step
forward that it's put forward and not shot down.
Many people dislike pierced ears on babies, so
putting them after circumcision makes it hard to
argue that circumcision is trivial.
The Crazy Ones
Season
1, Episode 16, "Zach Mitzvah", first broadcast
February 27, 2014
Zach (James Wolk) has been asked to step in as the MC
at a client's son's Bar Mitzvah. Simon (Robin
Williams), Sydney (Sarah Michelle Gellar), and Lauren
(Amanda Setton) are trying to convince him to do it.
Zach is reluctant because he dated a lot of girls from
the tight-knit Jewish neighborhood and he's afraid of
running into them.
Sydney: Just how many Jewish girls in
Highland Park had to have their Zach tattoos covered
with a butterfly?
Lauren: Fun fact... Jews don't usually get
tattoos. Another fun fact: an uncircumcised penis
looks like a dog in a suit.
Simon (stares at her): Really?
The
slap at intactness is both gratuitous and
meaningless. Simon's reaction may be intended to
suggest he has never seen one, but Lauren's
description suggests she (i.e. the scriptwriters)
haven't either.
Tattoos
are actually forbidden in Judaism:
N
41 Not imprinting any marks on our bodies
N 45 Not making cuttings in our flesh
- 613 Mitzvos according to Sefer Hamitzvos
of Rambam
The Critic
Animated
series about film critic Jay Sherman (voiced by Jon
Lovitz).
One of the terrible films he reviews is "Rabbi P.I."
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Chicago cop who
goes undercover as a Hasidic rabbi. His character
stands nervously holding a scalpel over a baby boy in
a bassinet while a villainous man in the background
says...
Villain: Alright, if you are a real rabbi,
circumcise this child.
(Arnold turns and throws the scalpel at the
villain. Villain falls over dead.)
Arnold: "Hava nagila, baby."
The
usual confusion of a rabbi with a mohel,
but baby is not circumcised
and told "Let us rejoice" in Hebrew.
Crossing Jordan
NBC
JORDAN: You know, you look different lately. LILLY: Really? J: Yeah, like you're glowing or something. Oh.
You're not, um-- oh, that's unlikely. L: It could be this new face cream I got. The
active ingredient is human foreskin. J: And you put this on your face? L: It smooths out your fine lines. J: Just be careful not to rub too hard, you
know what I'm saying? L: Yeah. I got all the complexion-erection
jokes from the gal at the cosmetics counter.
Subtext:
circumcision is insignificant, useful for cheap
laughs, and foreskins are valuable - except to their
original owners. The last exchange tacitly admits
that the foreskin is
erogenous.
Cuckoo
(UK)
Season
3 episode 6, Sid's Big Day, first broadcast March
21, 2016
Dale "Cuckoo" Ashbrick (Andy Samberg) is an eccentric
American hippie who goes missing after Season 1. His
long-lost son Dale Jr (Taylor Lautner) appears in
Season 2.
Ken Thompson (Greg Davies) and his wife Lorna (Helen
Baxendale) have an unplanned baby, Sidney, a brother
to Dale Sr's wife. While Ken is distracted by the fear
that his mother has cancer, Dale Jr
organises a baby-naming ceremony in which Sidney is
cut. Ken is furious.
Genital
cutting
is treated as a joke, tempered by Ken's outrage.
Cybil?
Man is circumcised by
mistake. Big Joke. (No mention of suing!)
Dawson's Creek
Bessie Potter (Nina Repeta)
insists that her forthcoming baby not be circumcised,
saying it is "barbaric" and a "human rights issue." The
father-to-be insists on it being done. The audience is
not told the outcome.
The Deep End
ABC TV. Four new associates at a
high-powered Los Angeles law firm, two women and two
men. Pilot:
Liam Priory (Australian Ben Lawson), an
Australian-born Cambridge law graduate, attends the bris
of a client's son in an LA mansion with a female
partner of the firm. This is shown as a routine
business event and probably good for client
relationships. The partner places a white yarmulke on
Priory's head. We only hear a brief cry from a baby,
and the entire crowd, including the law partner,
shouts "Mazel tov!" automatically, as if this were a
frequent event.
Liam
Priory (Ben Lawson) is startled by his partner's
enthusiasm for circumcision
A sexy, wealthy, young Israeli potential client is
introduced to him, still wearing the yamulke. She
thinks he's Jewish and makes a couple of punning
references showing she's hot for Priory:
"I want your firm to represent me because we're cut
from the same cloth."
Another associate later reminds Priory he still has the
yarmulke on. He feels obliged to tell the potential
client he's not Jewish the next time he sees her.
He meets her for lunch to discuss the business pitch.
He can't bring himself to admit he's not Jewish, but
says he likes bacon. Later he brings a contract to the
client's apartment and she starts to get frisky with
him. She slips her hand into his trousers and stops
cold.
In the next scene, back at the firm, Priory is
discussing with his two female associates how he
probably lost the business because the potential
client "discovered" he wasn't telling the truth. One
innocently asks what he means and the other says,
"It's because he's not circumcised!" - thereby
revealing that she has had sex with Priory. He doesn't
seem self-conscious at all, but just beams. (It's no
big deal for an
Australian not to be circumcised. Misleading the
client is more important.)
The
storyline, and the woman, assume that all Jews are
circumcised, but both stop short of "the foreskin is
disgusting." It will be good for US audiences to
learn that a personable man like Priory (and perhaps
Lawson) need not be circumcised.
Desperate Housewives
Episode: We're Gonna Be All Right Date: 28
May 2006 Network: ABC
Susan (Teri Hatcher) is on a disasterous blind date
with a man called Jim. After Jim tells several lame or
offensive jokes at a restaurant, the two accidentally
butt heads and are taken to the emergency room where
they are treated by Dr. Ron. Jim asks Dr. Ron, 'What
is the correct medical term for the circumcision of a
rabbit? A Hare Cut.' Jim laughs at his own joke, but
Susan and the doctor look shocked and disgusted.
In
the context of the show, the joke is lame and not
funny. but used to underline that Jim is a fool.
Episode 4-7 ''You Can't Judge a Book By Its
Cover" November 11, Written by Chuck Ranberg and Anne
Flett-Giordano; directed by David Warren
Teenager Danielle has given birth to a baby boy,
Benjamin, and her mother Bree Van De Camp (Marcia
Cross), a practising Catholic, and stepfather Orson
Hodge (Kyle MacLachlan) are bringing him up as their
own. In the previous episode, Bree held the newborn in
her arms and declared he was perfect in every way.
Bree: Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same
day I did ... and by the way, we're invited to her
[NB not "his"] Bris
this Saturday. Orson: Oh well, make an excuse for me. Bree: I thought you liked Debbie and Lou! Orson: I do. I just don't care to watch them
ritually mutilate their child. ... (music The
neighbours grow uncomfortable.) Bree: Circumcision's not mutilation! It's a
simple surgery meant to promote lifelong masculine
hygiene. Orson: It's a traumatic procedure, which
reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure by
desensitising the tip of - Bree: We. know. what it is. Female neighbour: Gee, I don't think I've
ever heard such strong opinions on the subject. I
mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot. Or
ever. Orson: I hope I didn't offend you. Male neighbour: I haven't heard a word since
"Ten thousand dollars". Orson: It's just that I remember my own
circumcision so vividly. (Silence. The neighbours
stare.) Bree (laughs): That's ridiculous. Orson: My parents disagreed on this issue
too. My dad said "No". So Mother just bided her time
until he finally left town on business. I was five.
Male neighbour: Whoah. Female neighbour (simultaneously):
Ouch. Orson: She told me we were going for ice
cream. Bree: That's why the procedure should be done
on babies, they won't remember. Now, can we please
just drop this? (She bites into the end of an
eggroll with a loud crunch. The Male Neighbour
shifts as though he wants to ask Orson something.)
So, Susan, you mentioned something about bringing
dessert. What is it? Susan: Um. (The music pauses.) Ice
cream. (To Orson) Sorry.
Bree tries to have the baby circumcised in the
hospital, but Orson has sent a letter to doctors and
hospitals in three states threatening action if they
do it.
Bree: I'm only thinking of Benjamin. Be
reasonable. Orson: Your'e the one who's unreasonable.
What've you got against untrimmed penises? Bree: They're - unsightly! I do not want our
son to be teased for being different. Do you? Orson: So in the end, it all comes down, to
tradition and conformity. Bree: What is wrong with that? I thought we
liked conformity. Orson: Not at the price of pain, and reduced
sexual pleasure. Bree (shouting): I can tell you
someone who's sexual pleasure is going to be reduced
bigtime!
Bree slips out of the house to attend the bris of
Debbie Gottleib's son. After a lame joke by the mohel
("Why does the Torah compel us to wait eight days to
circumcise? Because on average it takes that long to
get a good caterer!"), the baby
is circumcised (between scenes). We can hear
the baby crying as Bree approaches the mohel and
chirpily asks him whether he would mind "doing a bris"
for her baby, too, since she has him with her. On the
quiet, maybe in the den. The mohel says, "As we've
just heard, there is no such thing as a quiet bris."
He says a bris is a covenant to raise a boy Jewish.
Bree lies and says she is Jewish. The mohel says,
"Bree Hodge? That doesn't sound like a very Jewish
name" Bree says "Nee Rabinowitz." (It is Mason.) When
the Mohel still demurs, Bree uses stereotypes that
might have been lifted from "Fiddler on the Roof" to
convince him. She swears to bring him up "as Jewish as
I am." Benjamin is circumcised.
She comes home and casually mentions to Orson that
they ran a few errands and she had the baby
circumcised. Orson is very angry that his wishes were
ignored. Bree says it's only a little foreskin and
he'll never miss it. She insists that because the baby
is biologically related to her (she is the
grandmother, he is the step-grandfather) she has more
of a right to decide things like this. Orson is
furious at being so discounted as father.
She drops a disposable napkin, open, into a garbage
pail. There is no blood.
When she says "Your baby wants you to hold him" Orson
is mollified. It was all about him.
This
episode amply illustrates, but probably does not
illuminate, the desperate need of some some
people to circumcise. Bree lies (about her religion)
and betrays her husband just as his mother did. In
the real world, their marriage would not survive,
but here - ? It is progress that baby Benjamin's
future pleasure can be even considered, and
tradition and conformity discounted, but in the end,
it is the (step-)parents' feelings that triumph.
Dexter
Dexter
Morgan (Michael C. Hall), a covert serial killer
governed by a strict moral code, works for the Miami
Metro Police Department as a blood spatter analyst.
The tension between him and Sergeant James Doakes
(Erik King), who suspects he is up to something, is
an ongoing plot motif.
Doakes: Fuck you!
Dexter: Okay. Uh, is there something I
can...
Doakes: Yeah, you can get me your fucking
analysis on the blood spatter on these killings! You
think I'm here to invite you to my nephew's bris?
Dexter (sarcastic): I didn't know you were
Jewish!
Doakes: Shut the fuck up and write your
report already!
The
reference to a nephew's bris is apparently intended
to be a humorous example of an unlikely event. The
dialogue is confangled by the fact that an uncle is
unlikely to have inviting rights to a bris, a
gentile may have a Jewish nephew, and the Yiddish
origin of the usage of "already".
Season
4 episode 1.
Dexter is at a crime scene with Vince Mazuka (C. S.
Lee), Debra Morgan (Jennifer Carpenter) and Joey Quinn
(Desmond Harrington). A woman has been discovered in a
bathtub with her blood staining the water.
Mazuka: Talk about your blood bath! (giggles)
Tough room ! OK. Femoral artery was severed and bled
out in several minutes.
Quinn: Suicide?
Deborah : No weapons on the crime scene
Mazuka: Exactly. The coroner can suck my
uncircumcised penis if he doesn't rule this as a
homicide!
Deborah: Too much information, Mazuka.
It
only ever seems to be "too much information" when
someone reveals that he is "uncircumcised". (Nobody
ever gratuitously mentions that he is circumcised.)
The underlying message is that "uncircumcised" =
"unclean".
Dharma and Greg
Hippie Dharma wants a pagan mudhole baptism ceremony
for their adopted baby, conservative Greg wants a
church ceremony. The comedy focuses on the four-way
disagreement among their parents. Neither Dharma nor
Greg nor their mothers want him circumcised.
Greg's patrician mother, Kitty: "I don't believe
you're going to get our grandson drunk and perform
surgery on him in the living room."
Dharma's hippie mother Abigail: "I don't
believe in circumcision either, but [Dharma's
father] Larry is Jewish
when it comes to penises."
Dharma favours leaving him intact to decide for
himself when he's old enough, but Kitty dismisses
this, saying (correctly) that he'll never decide for
himself to get "snipped down there" (a good reason for
leaving him intact, not for circumcising). They
"compromise" with a minister, a rabbi and a shaman.
We see most of the ceremony, and afterward Dharma and
Greg show the video to Donna, the baby's birth mother,
who wants him back. Dharma says "This is the Jewish
part of the ceremony, where we
had him circumcised." Donna does not react to
this news about her son in any way, merely asking,
"Who's that passing out?"
The Drew Carey Show
Dog and Pony show
(from the official summary) ... Drew must earn enough
money to buy a replacement purebred [dog that he has
mistakenly had neutered]. Inspired by "The Full
Monty," a film he just saw [about unemployed men
putting on a strip show], Drew devises a scheme. Drew,
Mr. Wick, Lewis, Oswald and Larry--who just got out of
prison on probation--plan to charge money for people
to watch them strip naked at the Warsaw. After the
police burst in and prevent the choreographed
spectacle from finishing, Drew and the guys go to a
city council meeting and complete the act. ...
Mr Wick (Craig
Ferguson) is ashamed to strip because he is
embarrased about "not getting 'snip-snip' down there".
Craig
Ferguson
It is taken for granted that a man should be ashamed
to have all of his penis.
If
Mr Wick, like Craig Ferguson, was born in Glasgow,
there is no way he would be ashamed of being intact,
like virtually all his peers. The real Drew
Carey is also reportedly intact.
Drew
and The Baby
(official summary) When a comatose Drew is taken off
life support, he begins to slowly drift away. But a
celestial encounter with Mimi's about-to-be-born baby
changes everything and Drew ends up playing a
surprising role in the baby's birth.
Drew is in a coma. He begins floating on a cloud
towards heaven. There he meets his future nephew, Gus,
a baby floating on a cloud down to earth to be born .
Drew and Gus talk, Drew complaining about the world
and about Mimi, Gus's mother. This scares Gus so he
doesn't want to go. Drew offers to take his place for
a few days to show him that the world isn't such a bad
place.
Mimi has the baby. The nurse says, "Congratulations,
it's a boy!" The "baby" is Drew wrapped up in a
blanket. (To everyone in the scene, he looks like a
real baby and they call him Gus.) The nurse hands the
baby to Mimi, and almost immediately asks, "Do you
want to have your son circumcised?"
Mimi and her husband, Steve, both nod and Mimi says,
"Yeah, I heard it was more sanitary." The nurse
quickly takes "Gus"/Drew away. He yells "No!" and
other comments, but no one can understand him because
to them he sounds like a baby. Offstage, Gus/"Drew"
is circumcised.
Mimi and Steve arrive home from the hospital and
"Gus"/Drew is moaning quietly. Mimi wonders what is
wrong with him. He says something like "Well you just
chopped off half my penis," but again, to Mimi it is
just baby-talk.
While
this seems to have an intactivist theme, the
laugh-track is set off whenever "Gus"/Drew speaks
against circumcision.
The Drinky Crow Show
Surreal adult animated series about the drunken
adventures of Drinky Crow and Uncle Gabby, an Irish
monkey. They are 19th century sailors, at war with
French alligators.
Ep 104: "Whale Show", broadcast November 30, 2008.
Drinky Crow awakens on the beach after a night of
heavy drinking to discover that he has shot his own
brain out of his head.
Drinky Crow: I'm afraid I did something
really bad last night, Uncle Gabby. Something so
horrible, I blew my own brains out so I wouldn't
remember it.
Uncle Gabby: So? Everything worked out.
Drinky Crow: Gabby, what if you got married,
or killed somebody, or poisoned wells, or ritually
circumcised children and got the ritual rock?
Wouldn't you care?
Uncle Gabby: Not even remotely. Why look a
good blackout in the mouth?
Interesting
that ritually circumcising is listed among terrible
things.
Early Edition
[Back-story: every day, Gary gets a copy of
tomorrow's newspaper, so he can in effect see the
future.]
Chuck is attending the bris of his nephew. All the
family is there and one is filming the service. Gary
bursts into the synagogue, because the headline of his
newspaper said
INFANT
HURT AT RELIGIOUS CEREMONY Circumcision
Goes
Awry
(As if boys are not always hurt at their
circumcisions.)
The story was that the mohel performing the service had
a heart attack. The service is halted. (But baby
will be circumcised.)
EastEnders (UK)
Long-running soap set in London's downmarket
East End. (Because the show is broadcast before 9pm,
the words "penis", "foreskin" and "circumcision" are
not used.)
Vanessa Gold and her daughter Jodie arrived in Albert
Square in the episode of June 7, 2010. Vanessa is
divorced from Jodie's father, Harry. Max Branning and
Darren Brown (none too bright, comic relief) live
together with Max's youngest daughter Abi. Max owns a
used car yard in Albert Square and Darren works for
him as a salesman. Max is having a casual relationship
with Vanessa.
Friday, July 23, 2010
After a meal at Max's house, Jodie and Darren kiss
and she leaves the room to get a condom. When she
returns, Darren has stripped to his underwear. She
smiles, but when he drops his boxer shorts she screams
hysterically and runs out of the house. Darren is
confused and upset.
Monday July 26, 2010
Darren is standing in the kitchen with his trousers
and boxer shorts down, facing Max. Max is partially
covering his face, trying not to look.
Max: Darren, what am I gonna say if someone
walks in now?
Darren: Just tell me! Normal or not normal?
Max: I ain't got a lot to compare it to, you
know what I mean? Maybe the school changing rooms
but...
Darren: Well, your own, then!
Max: Darren, what'cha talking about? That's
highly classified information, that is, mate.
Darren: Well, look, come on, just tell me!
Max: All right, ok, from my limited
experience Darren, that seems to largely correspond.
Darren: Largely?
Max: No, not largely. It seems to more or
less ... correspond with ... what I take to be
normal, alright? Now pull your trousers up.
Darren: So why did she react like that,
then?
Max: I dunno mate. Women - they're an
enigma.
Darren: Well, she's coming round in a
minute; what am I gonna say to her?
Max: I dunno, Darren; why don'tcha just ask
her?
Darren: You ain't leaving me, aren't ya?
Max: You don't seriously expect me to hold
your hand while you have that conversation, do ya?
I'm going to the pub for a drink. I need one after
that!
Darren and Jodie are
arguing.
Jodie: Look, I'm sorry about that. I know
how it must've looked...
Darren: How it must've looked? How d'ya
think I felt? How d'ya think any bloke would feel?
Jodie: I know. I'm sorry... It's just...
Darren: Just what?
Jodie: I'm sure there's nothing wrong with
your... well you know... it's not even like I've got
very much to compare it with.
Darren: So what's the problem?
Jodie: It's just ... it's just not Jewish
enough. (Darren looks confused)
Next scene...
Darren: I didn't even know you were Jewish
Jodie: I'm not
Darren: You're not?
Jodie: I'm not very ... well, yes I am...
not as Jewish as my dad, but more Jewish than my
mum. So I suppose I'm middling Jewish.
Darren: What does that mean?
Jodie: I don't go to synagogue or anything.
Darren: So...?
Jodie: But I kind of think I should - if
that makes sense.
Darren: Well, no, not really.
Jodie: It's like eating bacon, I just can't.
(Darren sighs and puts his head in his hands)
Tuesday, July 27 2010
Max quesions Darren about using his laptop. He finds
Darren has visited a site called
doctorsontheweb.co.uk.
Max: So she's Jewish?
Darren: Yeah.
Max: Darren, not eating bacon is not eating
bacon. Worst things comes to the worst, I could
probably live without bacon. I wouldn't like it, but
I would do it. But taking a cold steel to the old
swizzle-stick, mate; I mean that's something
different altogether. You ain't seriously thinking
about it, are you?
Darren: But I really fancy her!
Max: Listen to me, Darren. I have sacrificed
a lot for women, all right. My pride, my self
respect, my marriage, my mental health. But I draw
the line at that! If you was a baby, I'd say yeah,
maybe, but you ain't, you're a grown man! And it'll
bloomin' hurt, Darren!
Darren: That's why it ain't gonna happen.
Max: That's good, Darren. I'm relieved to
hear that. So you're gonna dump her, then?
Darren: Yeah, yeah of course.
Max: So why are you still looking at this
[the website]?
Darren: Curiousity.
Max: Curiousity? Makes me wanna cross my
legs even thinking about it. Get rid of that
[Jodie]. There's plenty more fish in the sea.
Darren: Yeah, exactly what I've told her.
I've already found someone else.
Max: Well done, good boy. So who's that,
then?
Darren: I'd rather not say
Max: No, go on.
Darren: Well, not until I know for sure.
Max: Let's hope whoever she is, she don't
want to put your cherry picker through the cheese
grater!
Darren: Yeah! (laughs nervously)
Thursday, July 29, 1010
Max and his brother Jack are outside the pub, when
they see Darren walking by.
Max: There he is! The hooded ninja! (Both
laugh)
...
Jack: I thought this Jodie was the real
deal?
Darren: Nah, not really
Max: A bit snippy, was she, Darren? (Jack
and Max both laugh)
Jack: She's not giving you grief already, is
she?
Darren: Well, no, but she was getting a bit
heavy.
Max: Yeah, wacky type, weren't she? Always
going on half-cocked. (Both laugh again, Darren
doesn't get it.)
Darren: I've told her I want to see other
girls.
Jack: That's women, innit? Always want a
piece of you (Both laugh again)
Darren: What have you been saying, Max?
Max: Nothing! (Darren is not happy)
Max, Jack, Darren and some of the residents on the
Square are playing rounders when Jodie turns up. She
sits on the footpath with Darren.
Jodie: Do you like swimming?
Darren: Not really. I mean, yeah it's
alright. To be honest, after what you said the other
day, I didn't think I'd see you again
Jodie: That's why I had to come back - I
didn't mean to upset you. We can still be friends,
can't we?
Darren: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got lots of
girls that are friends. Friends who are girls.
Jodie: Maybe we can go swimming?
Darren: Swimming?
(Max joins them)
Max: Swimming? Are you sure you're up to
seeing him in his tight speedos?
(Darren storms off. Jodie goes after him.)
Later.
Jodie: You're so lovely. I'm glad we have
cleared the air.
Darren: Me too.
Jodie: I'll see you around, then.
Darren: Look. About this whole "friends"
thing ...
Jodie: Yeah?
Darren: What would you say if I changed my
mind ...
Jodie: Really? You'd do that?
Darren: Well, yeah, you know. I've got loads
of time for ... you know ... I mean, that's not the
...
Jodie: You want us to date?
Darren: Well, only if you want to.
Jodie: Yes! (They kiss)
Friday July 30 2010
Darren and Jodie are sitting in the cafe. Jodie is
showing Darren a list.
Jodie: Kissing. We can obviously do that
Darren: Great!
Jodie: Hugging. Holding hands and that.
Darren: And that? Really?
Jodie: Yeah, I like that. And that, too.
Also that!
Darren: Wow!
Jodie: Maybe that. And that. And that. And
that.
Darren: That's a lot more than I expected!
Jodie: But not that!
Darren: Yeah, not that.
Jodie: That we can't do, which is why I have
written it in red. (Darren looks diappointed.)
Max and Darren are working in the car yard office
Max: So let me get this right. You've got a
great-looking bird and you ain't gonna have sex with
her? Darren: Yep!
Max: And you're smiling?
Darren: I'm delirious!
Max: I don't get it.
Darren: We don't have to have sex. There is
more to romance. I've even got a list.
Max: I'll give you a week, Darren. Then
you'll be off getting your little man trimmed.
Darren (looking worried): No! No way!
Max: Mind you, even if you did, it wouldn't
stop there.
Darren: What does that mean?
Max: I know women. They're always want more,
don't they? It'll be an arm next!
Darren: What?
Max: She'll want one of them off!
Darren: Oh, shut up!
Max: No, Darren, she won't stop till she
gets to your head. She'll be pruning that an' all!
Little pair of scissors ... (makes scissor
movements with his fingers) snip, snip.
Little, snip, snip
Darren and Jodie are in the park. Jodie rubs suntan
lotion on to Darren's legs and reaches near his
crotch. Darren tells her to stop and rolls on to his
stomach. He makes excuses and leaves. At home, he
checks to make sure no one is in the house, takes a
piece of paper from his pocket and makes a phonecall.
He has his eyes closed.
Darren: Oh, hello there. I'd like to make an
appointment ... about having a trim. (He winces)
Monday August 2, 2010
Max and Darren are in the kitchen. Max has a cucumber
in one hand and a knife in the other, the blade near
the top of the cucumber.
Max: Tricky, innit?
Darren: What are you doing?
Max: Just wondering how much I should slice
off (laughs)
Darren: Oh cheers, I confided in you as a
mate.
Max: (laughs) Darren, I thought you weren't
gonna get the trim? (He chops the top off the
cucumber) Woooah! Ha ha!
Darren: Well I've changed my mind, and you
should support that.
Max (laughs): Darren, all I'm doing
is putting cucumber in my sandwich, mate.
The phone rings and Darren answers. Max looks at
a piece of paper that Darren has left on the table
and laughs, Darren swipes it off him. He puts the
phone down.
Darren: Well, at least I've got someone;
you've only got that cucumber!
Max and Darren are working in the car lot office.
Darren is reading his letter again. Max swipes it out
of his hand
Max: That's it, Darren. I'm gonna phone up
and cancel.
Darren: What?
Max: Well, you ain't in the room Darren, are
ya? You're already on the operating table
Darren: Yeah, cos it's a proper...
Max: Of course it's gonna be proper. You
know surgeons, nurses, anaesthetists... a priest.
You know for when someone's hand slips. Darren,
mate, honestly, she's asking way too much of you.
You know, proper women, they're happy with a cheap
glass of wine and a compliment.
Darren (sarcastically): I could learn
a lot from you, Max, you know. It's just not about
sex, is it?
It
may be one of the less dramatic storylines
currently running in EastEnders, but the
plot involving Darren Miller and his
decision to undergo circumcision "for
love" has left NHS staff baffled.
Darren
- who wanting to please his Jewish
girlfriend Jodie - has decided to undergo
circumcision to remove his foreskin, like
all good Jewish boys. Highlights to the
plot so far have seen Max Branning making
innuendo with a cucumber by cutting its
end off.
NHS
worker Graham told ATV Network: "Where
do they think Darren is going to find
the money to get himself circumcised?
"I can assure the writers
that you cannot get a circumcision
without a valid medical reason. Private
hospitals and clinics will be more than
happy to remove your foreskin along with
several hundred pounds from your wallet."
He said
The
storyline has also been criticised for
lacking in research and detail. Graham
added:
"It takes more than a
brit milah to make you "Jewish" - Darren
would have to study Hebrew for a start
to be accepted into the Jewish faith."
No
such conversion to the faith or any
comment on Darren studying Hebrew have
been highlighted in the storyline. [This is a little
unfair. Darren did not offer to
convert, only to be circumcised.]
Monday August 16 2010
Max and Darren are working in the car yard office.
Darren is drinking tea and staring into space. Max
sits down at his desk.
Max: Said your goodbyes, Darren?
Darren: It ain't funny!
Max: You ain't scared, are you?
Darren: No, course not. It's a simple...
procedure.
Max: Yeah? Enough to make your eyes water
Darren: Loads of blokes have it done.
Max: When they're babies.
Darren: Will you come with me?
Max: What, to hold your hand?
Darren: Forget it. I'll get a cab.
Max: If any cabs will stop for you.
Darren: Why wouldn't they?
Max: I knew this geezer who had it done. He
was trying to get a cab from the hospital, when it
blows up like a balloon. Five times the size, it
was. Had to dive in the shop, grab what he could out
the freezer. Agony! No cab's going to stop for him.
There he is, middle of Archway Road, trousers round
his ankles, and a bag of chicken nuggets down his
pants! (Darren winces.)
Darren and Jodie are in the pub.
Jodie: A conference?
Darren : Well, no, it's more of a course.
In Bognor.
Jodie: On selling cars?
Darren: Well, yeah, you know, it's a dying
art. We're learning to squash fear and transfer
confidence, so we can have happy lifetime customers.
Jodie: "This one scraped through it's MOT
and I'll throw in the furry dice!" (laughs)
Would be a winner round here! <Darren looks
annoyed)
Jodie: I'm only messing. It's great! I
reckon one day you'll have your own showroom!
Darren: Hmm
The pub.
Max (to Glenda): Just an orange
juice, please.
Glenda: Why not swap that for a new
cocktail? Wouldn't you like a French kiss?
Max: No, I'm all right thanks
Glenda: Go on! Say I can't tempt you?
Max: I can't. I'm driving matey boy here to
the hospital.
Jodie: Hospital?
Darren: Yeah, visiting. Once a month. All
the old dears that ain't got no one. It brightens up
their day (Jodie hugs Darren. Darren looks
angrily over her at Max. Max mouths "Sorry.")
Darren: I'll call you every day.
Jodie: Twice a day, or we're finished ...
Joke!
Darren: Oh right!
Jodie: But a postcard'd be nice. No naked
ladies on donkeys!
Darren: I'll bring you back a present
Jodie: I don't do hats with slogans.
Darren: Oh, this present's gonna be special!
(They kiss.)
Later. Darren is drinking orange juice.
Glenda (to Max): Another one of them,
or will you try something a bit stronger?
Max (to Darren): One for courage?
Darren: Nah, I think I'll just stick to the
orange juice.
Max: So no second thoughts?
Darren: No. I'm doing it for Jodie.
Max: Darren, I've got to hand it to you
mate, I mean, I've done some stupid things in my
time to get a woman in the sack, but this...? (Max
pats Darren on the back of the head)
Max and Darren are walking to Max's car
Max: It ain't too late to change your mind,
you know.
Darren: No, in two weeks time, I'll be
exactly what Jodie wants.
The hospital. Max and Darren are waiting outside the
urology department. A nurse helps a man down the
stairs; he is holding his right hand near his crotch.
Another man takes over and helps him stumble away. In
the background, a nurse calls to a small boy to leave
his mother and follow her.
Man (to other man): All right, mate?
Man: Yeah.
Max (laughing): What girl wouldn't
find that sexy? (Darren looks more nervous. Max
laughs again)
The square: Max opens the car door for Darren. Darren
gets out of the car, groaning and panting.
Darren: You should have parked closer to the
house!
Max: Darren, the doctor said to keep moving
(Darren groans and pants as he walks. Max laughs.
His mobile phone rings.)
Max: Sorry, mate, I've got to take this.
You'll be alright, won't you?
Darren: Yeah (Max walks away, followed
slowly by Darren. Jodie's father (Vanessa's
husband) Harry appears.)
(In an earlier episode, Vanessa had told Harry she
was seeing a younger guy with a full head of hair.
Harry has been seen asking people on the Square
where Max Branning lives, and Max's nephew told
him.)
Harry (to Darren): Oi!
Darren: All right, can I help you, mate?
Harry: You want to learn to keep your hands
off other blokes' property!
Darren: You what?
(Harry knees Darren in the crotch. Darren
groans in agony and keels over on the footpath )
Harry: Next time, I'll cut 'em off!
(Max opens the front door and comes down
the steps)
Max: Darren? (Darren groans and winces)
Thursday August 19, 2010
Abi and Darren are in Max's living room.
Kate Perry's video "I Kissed A Girl" is playing.
Darren is biting his lip and squirming.
Abi: Why do boys like the thought of girls
kissing girls?
Darren: Can we watch something else?
Abi: I don't get it. Boys kissing girls, I
can understand. But would a boy want to watch a girl
kissing a girl? Like, proper kissing? Tongues and
that?
Darren: Abi, please!
Abi: Oh, is this music making your head
ache?
Darren: Yeah, yeah, yeah kind of.
Outside Max's house, Harry throws Vanessa out of his
car. They argue. Max and Darren come out. Harry says
to Darren "Brought your dad [Max] this time, to
protect you?" Darren says to Harry that it's not him,
it's Max that Vanessa has been seeing. Harry drives
away. Jodie is seen looking from a distance.
Darren: Your psycho husband nearly took my
bits off
Vanessa: Sorry darling, I told him I was
seeing someone half his age with a full head of hair
on.
Max: Oh yeah, thanks a lot (They kiss.
Darren sees Jodie in the crowd on the Square. He
limps over to her.)
Darren: Jodie!
Jodie: You're in Bognor!
Darren: No, I can explain.
Jodie: Is this my "special present"? You
helping break my dad's heart?
Darren: No, I didn't know about that!
Jodie: Have you been laughing at me all this
time?
Darren: Of course I haven't!
Jodie: Car sales? Conference? "Squash the
fear and transfer your..."
Darren: It's not like that, if you go and
ask your mum...
Jodie: I don't want to ask her anything. I
don't even want to see her again. And I don't think,
right now I want to see you (Jodie walks away. Max
laughs at Darren)
Darren: I had half my little man chopped off
for that girl! It's not gonna happen now, is it?
Max: Oh, shut up, will ya?
Friday August 20 2010
Carol and her daughter Bianca are in their living
room watching television
Carol: What you watching?
Bianca: Well, he's left her for a 23 year
old, so she's having her boobs done. But, look at
her, I reckon she needs the lot done, do you? (Carol
turns off the television)
Bianca: Oi!
Carol: What? You think I want to watch some
poor woman slicing herself to pieces in order to get
a man?
Bianca: It's just to give her a bit more
confidence
Carol: It's wrong, it's not her that needs
the surgery, it's the husband who left her. He needs
castrating.
Darren, Max, Vanessa and Abi are in Max's living room
Vanessa: We got fish and chips. Abi, you
want to come help lay it out?
Max: Actually, Darren, could you help
Vanessa please?
Darren: (sighs) Yeah He gets up from the
chair, wincing, groaning
Vanessa: (to Darren) Bless. Max told me
you'd had an operation
Max: I didn't say what it was
Vanessa: Why? What kind of operation was it?
If you don't mind me asking?
Darren: Well, actually, I do. It's personal.
So fish and chips...
Vanessa: Yeah. Only we didn't get you fish,
cos Max said you'd prefer a battered sausage (Darren
looks angrily at Max and Max laughs. Vanessa looks
confused.)
Since
circumcision is rare in the UK, this theme is
unusual. Clear messages are that circumcision is
painful and embarassing, and a great deal to ask of
a man.
Entourage
Soap about would-be Hollywood actors
HBO, 2nd Season, episode 12, "An Offer Refused"
Actor Johnny "Drama" Chase (Kevin Dillon) says he is
to have elective surgery (calf implants) but he
doesn't want to talk about it. Would-be entrepreneur
Turtle (Jerry Ferrara) jokes that "He's having a
botched adult circumcision corrected."
The
word "adult" is superfluous and out of place there -
it was presumably added to negate any suggestion
that anything could possibly have gone wrong with a
routine infant circumcision.
Episodes
Comety
about two successful British TV writers trying to
make it in Hollywood. Season 4, Episode 8, March 8
2015
An elderly man is in hospital getting prepped for
surgery. A nurse is shaving his lower torso. She
apparently nicks him with the razor and he exclaims
"80 years old and now I'm circumcised!"
Underlining
that it is not universal and (almost always)
unnecessary.
E R
(Broadcast January 30, 1997)
A patient of Dr Peter Benton (Eriq LaSalle) says he is
converting to Judaism for his fiancee. He says,
"I'm not very religious, but her family? Oh boy,
they wouldn't even consider letting us get married if
I didn't get it taken off. I probably wouldn't have
started dating her if I knew this was gonna be part of
the deal."
Man is circumcised.
This
implies:
"Circumcision
is Jewish" (in fact, the man's chances of being
intact in the US are quite low)
"American gentiles are not circumcised - unless
they want to marry a Jewish woman."
The
fact that Judaism specifically prohibits conversion in
order to marry is, as usual, ignored. The suggestion
that her family should even know he has a foreskin is
quite outlandish.
The last line illustrates what Leonard
Glick has pointed out, "when circumcision is
discussed...the defining motif is uneasiness."
Dr Benton is adamant that there is no need to
circumcise his son, but a woman doctor "likes the
look" and thinks circumcision is "cleaner". She
(unethically) persuades the mother, who wants revenge
(for ?) against Benton. (This is apparently deemed an acceptable
reason.) She accuses Benson of just wanting
baby to "look like him in the shower." (Since this common reason for circumcising
is now being used against circumcision, it
has become an unacceptable reason.)
All discussion takes place at high volume in crowded
places. Benton bursts in on the operation in progress,
but it is too late and the baby
is circumcised. The additional ethical issue
of a doctor operating on the son of another doctor
without consulting him is not raised.
(Broadcast
8 April, 1999)
A mentally ill woman is brought in from the streets with
a baby she had given birth to moments before - the
umbilical cord is still attached. The scene cuts from
the screaming, frantic mother, to a doctor and nurse who
are examining the baby, naked, who is already
circumcised. (It must have been done and healed
in the seconds before their examination. Or would they
have us believe that babies are already cut at birth?)
(Broadcast 1 November 2001)
A man is in the Emergency Room because his girlfriend
had told him she didn't like his foreskin - and so he
attempted to cut it off himself. He thought he could
"gut out" the pain and just "clip it off", but he only
made it half way and both the pain and the bleeding are
excessive.
Nurse Abby says, "Y'know, there
is no medical indication for circumcision." [Yay!]
He says his girlfriend is a "neat freak" and he guesses
that she thinks circumcised penises are neater and
cleaner.
Dr Benton is contacted. Since it is only half done, he
can either repair it or finish the job. The man calls
his girlfriend to find out which she prefers. He
decides to have the circumcision completed.
A woman doctor says to the girlfriend, "Well, it's just
a foreskin. We'll take him to the operating room to
finish off the job he started that you wanted, right?"
The girlfriend looks confused and says,"Well - I just
wanted to make him upset." She wanted to break up with
him and she thought was a way of "letting him down
easy". Man is circumcised.
This
episode almost seems to be trying to make amends for
the earlier one.
53%
of E R viewers "learnt important health facts" from
the show. 32% "get information which helps them make
decisions about family health care" - 35M news
Everwood
Season 4, episode 7, "Pro Choice" first broadcast
November 10, 2005
Dr Andy Brown (Treat Williams) shows a home movie to
wisecracking friends including Irv Harper (John
Beasley) and his wife Edna (Debra Mooney). The movie
includes himself with a Masai man.
Irv: You know, the Masai practise
circumcision when the boys are in their teens, and
flinching is seen as a sign of cowardice. Andy: Irv, you are just full of fascinating
titbits, aren't you? Edna: He's researching his next book. He's
driving me crazy.
Irv
implies the Masai are primitive to cut boys at such
a late age. Both Andy and Edna would prefer to cast
the usual silence over genital cutting.
The Family Guy
Satirical
cartoon sitcom
'When You Wish Upon A Weinstein' (Made for Season 2.
but never broadcast, on DVD only)
Peter is worried his son is stupid, so he decides to
convert him to Judaism, to make him smarter. He makes
a comment about knowing lots of foreskin jokes.
The
foreskin "joke" - whose role is to trivialise
circumcision - has become such a cliche that a
reference to them suffices, instead of actually
making one.
Season
8, Episode 7, Tales of a Third Grade Nothing (first
broadcast 16 November 2008)
Secretary: Griffin, I need you to run these
shipping reports upstairs to the CEO.
Peter: Ah, there's nothing f[un] or
entertaining about that. Maybe if I walk down the
hall with a wise-cracking Rabbi. ..
Peter (to Rabbi in hallway): Do you
charge a lot for your circumcisions?
Rabbi: No. I just keep the tips!
Peter: Ha ha ha ha ha! All right, where's
the CEO's office?
As
in the previous item, the inner joke is so old and
feeble and Peter's superficiality so
well-established that this is a joke about the
lameness of circumcision humour. The real joke is on
those who laugh at the Rabbi's wisecrack.
Talking baby Stewie is looking through a window at
his younger self and says
It's amazing I could speak at all with that
circumcision still healing.
Apparently
just
a reference to how early he could speak - with perhaps
a mildly anti-circumcision message, but with no
suggestion that he might have said "No".
Season
11 Episode 8, Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Peter is telling the nativity story, casting himself
as Joseph and Lois as Mary:
Joseph: Listen, ah, I was wonderin' if you'd
like to go out some time?
Mary: Why sure, that sounds nice. You know,
there's a beautiful spot outside of town where they
dump all the foreskins.
Subtext:
"Only Jews circumcise".
Peter and Quagmire have formed a singing duo. In one
of their songs are these lyrics:
You never should look at your daddy's penis,
when he's walking down the hall on Sunday morn,
an acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath two fetal
pigs,
it'll make you wish you weren't ever born.
Subtext:
all men are circumcised; (circumcised) penises are
short; penises are disturbingly ugly.
Series
12 Episode 09.
In a fantasy scene that is a parody of The Lion
King, a group of animals are watching a lion cub
being held aloft on a rock by a monkey and another cub
being raised by Peter on a forklift. Two giraffes are
watching.
Giraffe 1: Are you going to stay for the
bris? Giraffe 2 (frowning): No, I don't want
to see that.
Implying
All
circumcision is brit milah (only Jews circumicse)
and/or
All
(anthropomorphic) animals circumcise/are Jewish,
but
Circumcision
is distasteful.
Series
13 Episode 6, The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin (7 December,
2014)
The guys have fixed up Jesus with Lois to help him
lose his virginity. In a family discussion of this
impending action, Stewie remarks, "At least we know
he's circumcised, so she won't have to deal with that
nonsense."
"That
nonsense" presumably meaning a foreskin - a variant
on "disgusting"
Series
12 Episode 10, a Family Guy cast mash-up of popular
fairy tales.
Quagmire turns up in a scene and Peter refers to him
as "Rumpleforeskin".
Series
13, Episode 12
Stewie wants to get (the dog) Brian's attention, so
he decides to get himself pregnant using Brian's DNA.
While discussing this with his [silent] Teddy, Stewie
suddenly says "I don't know. I haven't even thought
about that. Why are you so so obsessed with
circumcision?"
Considering
the number of previous references, this joke may be
self-referential. Since the hypothetical child will
be interspecific and of unknown sex, the implied
question is certainly premature.
Season
14, Episode 2: Papa has a rollin' son
Stewie is at the doctor's, who diagnoses that he will
not grow taller than 5'1".
Stewy: This is terrible! I can't be short!
I'll be an outcast, like Rudolph the Uncircumcised
Reindeer.
Cutaway scene: the North Pole
Santa: Look, Rudolph, it's not me, all
right? It's Dasher, he's been complaining, and he is
the one who has to look at it all night.
Rudolph: I don't know. Mrs. Claus says it'll
decrease my sensitivity.
Santa: I'm sorry, why are you talking to my
wife about this?
Implying
that nobody should ever have to see an intact penis
- what, Dasher can't just roll over or close his
eyes? (Also implying that Rudolph is having sex with
Mrs Claus). One small gold star for mentioning
sensitivity as an asset.
The
Family Guy has other casual and curious
references to circumcision. In one, Peter implies he
is circumcised every week, like having his hair cut.
Farscape
Cult
science fiction epic
"Give me an arn with Aeryn and a tokar knife... "
says Rygel, ominously. A tokar knife is a ritual Luxan
knife used in a self-circumcision ceremony (mentioned
in Episode 4, series 1, "I, E.T.").
According to the
BBC
cult page "It's implied that Luxan warriors like
D'Argo are circumcised."
(In
the UK, circumcision is treated as an ordeal, and
perhaps as irrational.)
Thanks to NORM-UK
Five Days (UK)
BBC1 TV,
(available online only in the UK) Episode 1
A baby is found abandoned in the disabled toilet of a
hospital. When it is suggested that he might be Asian,
a staff member notes that
"...he is not circumcised ... it is usually done at
seven days for Muslims..."
(or words to that effect).
That
may be true in the UK, but not generally.
Episode
3
An Asian friend of the foundling's stepfather pesters
him as to when he is going to have the baby
circumcised. The reply:
"... he gets the chance to decide who he wants to
be without any mullah, priest or rabbi poking..."
This
refreshing reply reflects the current British
attitude towards circumcision.
Frasier
"Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz" Original
Airdate December 17th, 1998
Frasier (Kelsey Grammar) pretends to be Jewish so
that Helen (Carole Shelley), the mother of his new
girlfriend, Faye (Amy Brenneman), will not be upset
that her daughter is dating outside the faith.
Helen: So, Frasier, you grew up in Seattle?
Frasier: Yes, as a matter of fact, I did.
Helen: Such a pretty city, huh? I guess you
were Bar Mitzvahed here?
Frasier: Oh, yes, yes, of course. What a
proud day that was. I can still remember reading
from the Torah... before the... the- rabbi, and
the cantor, and the mohel.
[He is confusing a Bar
Mitzvah with a Brit
Milah.]
Helen: The mohel?
Faye: The one who- did your
circumcision? [Perhaps she
is rescuing him.]
Frasier: Yes , yes, I just wanted to show
him there were no hard feelings.
[A quick save - perhaps
implying that Frazier {or his scriptwriter}
resents being routinely circumcised. Perhaps he
is digging himself deeper with Helen by
suggesting that circumcision is not universally
applauded.]
It is a
step forward for a programme as mainstream as this to
even suggest that circumcision generates "hard
feelings".
Freaks and Geeks
One-season
series (1999-2000) set in a fictional suburb
of Detroit, Michigan, beginning in 1980. Episode 6,
"I'm With the Band"
The school district mandates that all students shower
after gym class. The main character, 14-year-old high
school freshman Sam Weir (John Francis Daley)
questions the edict. He and his friend Neal Schweiber
(Samm Levine), and their nemesis Alan White (Chauncey
Leopardi), are climbing ropes in the gym.
Sam: Well I'm not gonna do it.
Neal: Why, because you don't have any pit
hair?
Sam: I have pit hair. Besides, I think it's
kinda weird that you want to get naked in front of
everybody.
Alan: Hey, Schweiber, you gonna show us your
circumcision in the showers today? (laughing)
Neal: Yeah, take a number.
(Alan snickers)
Neal: Well, I guess it is kinda weird.
Sam: Alright, then that's settled. We're not
doin' it.
While
the series usually strives for accuracy (saying
"pop" for "soda" for example), here it ignores the
fact that all the characters would most probably be
circumcised, in favour of the fallacy that "only
Jews circumcise". (It is remotely possible that
Alan's suggestion is intended to mean he thinks
Neal's circumcision looks different from theirs, but
with many Jews opting for hospital circumcision, it
probably wouldn't.)
Friday Night Dinner (UK)
Channel 4 sitcom about a Jewish family, Martin and Jackie
Goodman and their adult sons Adam and Johnny, who as
the title suggests, have dinner together every Friday
night. Series 2, episode 7, first broadcast November
18, 2012
The Goodmans' extremely odd neighbor Jim, who
frequently makes strange excuses to visit them,
invites himself over to dinner one Friday. Despite the
family not being devoutly Jewish, Jim improvised a
yarmulke by cutting a circle of fabric from the back
if his shirt.
After some initial, awkward conversation, Jim asks
Martin if he's circumcised. Unfazed, Martin chuckles
"Ask my wife". Jackie confirms that Martin is indeed
circumcised. Jim asks Jackie if she had her two sons
"done". She confirms that both her sons were also
circumcised.
Elder son Adam (loudly): Thanks,
Mum! (apparently embarassed at the topic)
Younger son Johnny (more angrily)
Yeah, thanks, Mum!" (apparently bitter about
being circumcised)
Figures
are not available, but it is likely that
circumcision is falling out of favour among
non-observant Jews in the UK, as it is in Europe, so
Jim's intrusive questioning was not superfluous.
Friends
(April 18, 2001)
Joey Tribbiani, an Italian-American Lothario and
aspiring actor, returns from an audition. He is
excited because he got a callback and he thinks the
role - a young Italian man at the turn of the century
- suits him well. One problem: the role calls for full
frontal nudity. Joey is anxious at first, but agrees
to the nudity.
He goes to the callback, only to be told by his agent
that he doesn't need to read again; he's all but won
the role. One catch: the agent tells him that the
director is a stickler for realism and insists that
Joey's naked body is "anatomically correct" for an
Italian man circa 1900. Joey doesn't get it; his agent
hesitates, then says that the nude scene involves a
Jewish girl making love to a non-Jewish man for the
first time, and Joey must appear, um, non-Jewish.
[This is ridiculous. Makeup
and special effects have always been the
stock-in-trade of the theatre.]
Joey looks puzzled, then quick-cut to the apartment
of Monica Geller (an anal-retentive, Jewish gourmet
chef) for the next scene . . .
Monica (amazed, to Joey): "So you said you aren't?"
Joey nods despairingly.
Monica: "And you are?"
Joey: "Yes."
Monica: "And there's nothing there you can - work
with?"
Joey: "No."
Joey says he'll have to call back and admit his lie.
Monica thinks a minute, then suggests a prosthesis.
Joey is doubtful, but is willing to try.
Monica raids her friends' refrigerator for luncheon
meat, all of which is rejected (especially the olive
loaf meat) as inadequate for the task. Eventually she
presents Joey with a beautifully arranged platter of
fake foreskins made of various edibles and inedibles.
(Recall that she is a gourmet chef.) Joey retires to
the next room to try them on. Yelp of pain as Joey
forgets to remove a toothpick; sound of pleasure as
Joey, famous for his appetite, decides to taste some
foreskins rather than wear them. Eventually Joey comes
out fully dressed, declaring success. He has settled
on the Silly Putty foreskin, which he says "isn't so
silly anymore."
Joey shows up for a meeting with his agent and the
director; he is all but offered the part. But he has
to get naked first. He removes his shirt, then drops
his pants. The camera cuts away as Joey's fauxskin
would have been revealed to all; the next shot, à la
Mike Nichols' The Graduate, frames the agent
and director between Joey's legs. We see the backs of
Joey's legs and the satisfied faces of the agent and
the director. Joey says something like, "See? I'm all
there!" Suddenly something falls down, and the agent
and director are aghast. Cut back to Joey's face, now
horrified. Joey: "I swear this has never
happened to me before!" End of episode.
This
show is anomalous. For perhaps the first time in US
television, intactness is presented as desirable,
Monica does not casually badmouth it - and
no-one gets circumcised! - except
symbolically.
Phoebe Buffay (Lisa Kudrow) busks outside the
restaurant where Monica Geller (Courteney Cox) works,
playing downbeat, disturbing songs with names like
"Smelly Cat". She buys a new dress, saying "Oh, this
will go well with The Ballad of the Uncircumcised
Man.
The
very use of "uncircumcised" is telling.
Game On
(UK)
A
sitcom about three mismatched young flatmates.
"Roundheads and Cavaliers"
When naive, virginal Martin (Matthew Cottle) is
propositioned by an Irish nurse to relieve her of her
burdonsome virginity on her next day off, he asks her
if she minds freckles, indicating "down there".
Martin and now-celibate flatmate Mandy (Samantha
Janus) are in a pub. Two young women are in the
background.
Martin: You know when you're going out with
a chap - when you used to go out with chaps -
Mandy: Yes?
Martin: What-um - What sort - Which sort of
- What sort of - What sort of - thing do you
like?
Mandy: Thing?
Martin: You know. (sotto voce)
Tadger. Todge-bar. PENIS! (The women laugh.)
Mandy: Oh, Oh, ah - (She thinks and
smiles dreamily, then comes back to earth.) Ah
well, is that really any of your business, Martin?
Martin: No, all right. Sorry. It's stupid.
Just forget it.
Mandy: All right. You're worried about your
penis, is that it?
Martin: No! No! Well, in a way. For example,
Matt's has got the matt finish, and mine has got the
gloss finish, and I was just wondering which sort
girls like best.
Mandy: "Matt's has got the matt finish"?
Martin: Yes. He's a Roundhead and I'm a
Cavalier.
Mandy: Sorry?
Martin: He's (whispers) circumcised
and I'm not.
Mandy (loudly): You've got a foreskin
and he hasn't, (The women laugh.) that's what
you're saying? And you want to know which type girls
like best? Well they like both sorts. All right,
Martin?
Martin: Yes. And I was reading this article
in 'Marie Clare' about women who force their
boyfriends to have penis extensions, and I was just
wondering, (his voice goes high) is that a
common thing that happens?
Mandy: I'd say it's fairly uncommon.
Martin: Right, good.
Mandy: Are you all right, Martin?
Martin: Yes, quite fine, I'm fine. So in
summary, what you're saying is, anything goes
size-wise and presence-or-absence-of-foreskin-wise,
as long as you like the man?
Mandy: Martin, what's this all about?
Martin: What? Nothing, we're just talking,
aren't we, talking about things, having a
conversation?
Mandy: I'd be quite happy to have a look at
it for you if you feel the need for further
reassurance.
Martin: Oh no, It's all right, I don't think
that would be necessary, (stiffly) thank you.
CUT TO: Mandy's bedroom, closeup of Martin's waist as
he is undoing his belt.Martin: Are you sure you don't mind?
Mandy Honestly. Now that I've retired from
the fray in person, I'm pleased to offer my services
in a consultative capacity. Come on then. (putting
on spectacles) Let the dogs see the rabbit.
Martin: Right. (He takes down his
trousers and turns towards her.) Okay?
Mandy: M-hm. (He drops his underpants.
She peers forwards. Hypochondriac flatmate Matthew
(Neil Stuke) comes in behind her)
Matt: You sneaky bastards! So this is what
you two get up to when I'm lying at death's door!
Martin: I can explain.
Mandy: There's no need to explain anything
to that warped pervert. Get out of my room, Matthew,
this is none of your business! Don't you think you'd
better pull your pants up now, Martin?
(Martin trips on his trousers and tries to leave
the room on all fours. He gets caught between
Matt's legs.)
Matt: D'you wanna look at mine now, Mand? (mocking):
Go on. It's a nice one.
Mandy: That may be so, Matt, but I happen to
prefer the gloss-finish myself.
Matt: What!? How did she find out? Somebody
has betrayed me. I wonder who? (On "who",
Matt pulls Martin's underpants, giving him a
wedgie.)
...
Martin's bedroom, where he is choosing underpants.
Mandy comes in.Mandy: Look, um, I just wanted to say - I
didn't have time to tell you before, but - it looked
fine to me; your thing. No strange lumps or bumps,
medium size. Freckles are unusual but quite
attractive. I should think she'll like them.
This
is strikingly different from US presentations.
Martin and Mandy's use of "matt" vs "gloss" betrays
a familiarity with the
real thing. Martin's feeling of inferiority is
generalised, but Matt's clearly derives from being
circumcised. In her final reassurance, Mandy thinks
circumcision is less worth mentioning than freckles.
Generation [Genera+ion]
2021 -
"Dramady" about a group
of high school students exploring their sexuality in a
modern world. Episode 2, "Dickscovery" synopsis:
"...just as Naomi [Chloe East] decides to take her
relationship with Jack [Connor Chavez] to the next
level, she makes a shocking discovery" - that he has
(gasp!) complete genitals.
Arianna (Nathanya Alexander): I
prefer circumcised to uncircumcised Naomi: Strongly agree Arianna: Doesn't uncircumcised mean
dick cheese? Naomi: ... isn't everyone
circumcised now? Arianna: Here, but not in France.
There, it's all about stinky cheese. Naomi: Aaagh! I can not!
Eeew! Arianna: I have a good feeling
about Jack's. Seriously I feel smut energy ....
Ho
hum, despite these youngsters being supposedly so
hip and with-it about sex, "foreskins are
disgusing" again.
Girlfriends
[UPN, Mondays, 9:30 PM EST. Producer, Kelsey Grammer]
In the last two episodes of the 2000 season, the
girls, Joan (Tracee Ellis Ross), Maya (Golden Brooks),
Toni (Jill Marie Jones), and Lynn (Persia White) went
to a Carribean island
together. Lynn fell in love with a bell-hop named
Bosco and he came back to the US with her.
Now Lynn is doing her laundry and the others are
helping her fold it. Suddenly, Maya asks Lynn if Bosco
is circumcised and Lynn very casually answers, "No,
Bosco isn't." Maya screams "Ewwww!" in disgust and
tosses Bosco's [washed] underwear across the room or
back into the laundry basket and wipes her hands wth a
disgusted look on her face. Everyone laughs.
This
implies intact men are unclean.
Imagine if men had had this exchange about a woman!
In a later episode, Maya describes something as being
"like having sex with an uncircumcised man" and Lynn
jokingly responds "Yes, he's the only one having an
orgasm" (or words to that effect). Everyone laughs.
This
implies intact men are lousy, selfish, lovers
(unlike circumcised men....) Imagine if the four
African-American women were as insulting about Black
men. There are some 39 million intact males in the
US, more than twice as many as African-American
males (17 million ).
Girls
Season
5, Episode 1, f "Wedding Day" first broadcast
February 21, 2016
Hannah (Lena Durham) is in a car with her new
boyfriend Fran (Jake Lacy) outside the wedding of a
friend.
Fran: I just learned something kind of
intense in there...
Hannah: Oh, where he was circumcised when he
was 20 so his dick does this thing like it
bleeds...?
Fran: No, No, I know about that. No, it's
Desi,this is his eighth engagement.
Hannah: What!
Fran: yeah, I mean, never a wedding but he's
freaking out.
Bleeding
after a tight cutting is a real thing and is not
trivial.
Give My Head Peace
(BBC
Northern Ireland)
Episode 10, 11 February 2005
The Passion of Red Hand Luke
Red Hand Luke launches a personal quest to find the
"one true religion". His criteria are undemanding -
his chosen faith must allow violence and drinking! As
Luke careers wildly from being a Jew, to a Muslim, a
Hare Krishna and then a Catholic bishop, Uncle Andy
and Big Mervyn are in fear of not only their sanity
but also of circumcision, head shaving, forced
confessions, and sworn abstinence from alcohol as
well!
In
Britain, and especially Northern Ireland, the first
(and most natural) reaction to the thought of
circumcision is fear.
Glow
Comedy/drama about woman wrestlers in LA in the 1980s.
Series 1, Episode 6, "This is One of Those Moments"
first broadcast June 23,2017
Ruth Wilder (Alison Brie) has gone to a To fully develop
her "Russian" gimmick, Ruth goes with the motel's
manager to a Russian Jewish family party. Michael
(Daniel Polo) Gregory
Ruth:
what's with the [glass sculpture of
a] horse head ?
Gregory (Ravil Isyanov):
My cousin Michael is chess champion.
Eighteen-and-under division. Very good.
Ruth: Oh, so,
is this, like, a celebration for him or...? Did he
die?- I can't tell
from the faces.
Gregory:
- He's new to America. Was very difficult for him
to get out. So, we
sponsor him, make big noise. And Russia likes Jews
only slightly more
than faggots.
...
Michael (being dragged
in by two big men): No! No! I change my mind. Fuck
religion. Don't
touch my penis.
Man: Here we go. Say goodbye. It only
hurts a little.
Ruth: - What's going on?
Gregory:
- His bris. Now that we're in America, we're free
to be Jews. Is
covenant. We celebrate. [Michael
can be heard screaming.]
....
[Michael
is
in a reclining
chair.]
Gregory: Life is suffering.
...
Woman (to Gregory in Russian)
What's the matter with her? What's she talking
about?
Gregory
(in Russian): She's in character. Actress. So she
says. Maybe hooker.
When Michael heals, she might be a nice present
for him.
Woman
(in Russian): Why did you bring an actress whore
to a sacred rite of
passage? - She's bothering everyone.
Gregory
(in Russian): You know I have trouble saying
no.
Michael:
Somebody please get me a drink!
woman (to Ruth, in
English): Nice to meeting you. I have to get the
boy some vodka.
Excuse me.
Ruth: Nice to meeting you, too.
Ruth
(to Gregory): I love that. "Nice to meeting you."
"Nice
to meeting you." "Zoya, nice to meeting you."
Okay,
okay. I'm sorry, but isn't a bris supposed to
happen when you're a
baby? I mean, if you can scream for vodka, maybe
you're a little too
old.
Gregory: In Russia, it wasn't option. We
had to
live in secret. Now he's in America, he gets to be
who he
is.
Ruth: Oh... like Yentl. Yentl had to come
to
America to be who she was.
Gregory: Yes, Michael and
me and all our relatives, we're just like Yentl.
Michael:
Is she going to sing something from Yentl?
Gregory: -
Don't encourage her.
Ruth:
- Yentl!
Michael: But I love Barbra Streisand. And
it's
my party.
Gregory: Does anyone have a
microphone?
Ruth: What's happening?
Gregory:
Michael want you to sing song from Yentl.
woman2: You
sing from Yentl, da?
Gregory: You know Yentl?
Rachel:
Come on. Everybody knows Yentl.
Rachel (into
microphone): This is for my buddy right here.
You've had a very rough
day. So, picture me in a little cap and glasses,
okay, pretending to
be a man.
Go Girls
(New Zealand)
Sitcom about three girlfriends with
different ambitions, told by Kevin (Jay Ryan) who is
unlucky in love. Season 3, Episode 1, Tick-tock
(approx. halfway through chapter 1), first broadcast
Feburary 8, 2011
Kevin has met Danni, who rides a Ducati and loves
rugby - the perfect woman? His friends are skeptical
that she even exists, and he has to introduce them.
Kevin (voice over): Bugger! (scene
changes to the beach, with Danni) Yeah. Time
to meet the friends. (to her) Yeah, it'll be
sweet, eh?
Danni (putting her helmet on): I'll
see you there, eh? (She rides away.)
Kevin (voice over): Actually, I'd
rather stick razor-blades under my foreskin.
A
foreskin is normal
in New Zealand. For Kevin, to put something
sharp near it is just a figure of speech for the worst
thing imaginable.
The Good Wife
Series
4, Episode 9
Veronica (Stockyard Channing, in a guest appearance)
visits the law firm of her daughter Alicia Florrick
(Juliana Marguilies) on some probate business and
consults with lawyer David Lee (Zach Grenier). Having
discerned that he is Jewish she tells him:
I've always liked Jewish men; I've always though a
penis never looked quite right unless it was
circumcised." (David looks shocked and horrified
and gives a strangled giggle)
Implying
only Jews are circumcised. As our informant says,
it's a gratuitous circumcision reference (and attack
on intact men) shoehorned into the dialogue. It is
mitigated by Veronica being presented as a crazy and
unpleasant woman no one likes.
Grosse Pointe
A Jewish girl is dating a man who is pretending to be
Jewish just to get with her. They end up in bed,
taking each others clothes off. She grabs his penis
and says ["You're not Jewish!"] At the end of the
scene, she says she has to go and wash her hand.
Imagine
if an African man said to an American woman "You're
not circumcised!" and then wanted to go and wash his
hand....
A Korean woman who has a thing for Jewish men is set
up with an old friend, also Korean, whom she knows is
not Jewish. He knows she isn't either, but neither
will admit it. After having sex with him she says:
"You're not circumcised, therefore you're not
Jewish."
He replies: "I am circumcised. I was
circumcised as a baby and it grew back. If you were
Jewish you would know that!"
In the next scene he comes into the apartment and the
woman has organised a big party. He asks
"What is all this?"
She replies: "It's your Bris,
meet the mohel."
The mohel (Loren Lester) says: "I usually only do this
on babies, but I'm ready when you're ready."
The man says (starting to take off his trousers -
presumably calling the bluff, not seriously offering):
"OK, lets go." (The mohel wipes down a large
butcher knife and begins to cut a sandwhich..)
The man says something to the effect of "Forget this"
and leaves.
What's
not wrong with this storyline? How much more
grotesquely stupid could it get? Let's cut straight to
the messages:
Only Jews are circumcised
(and in particular {South} Koreans
are not circumcised - she could as reasonably say,
"You're not Korean!").
Foreskins
frequently grow back - so frequently that all Jews
know it
Every
man wants to be circumcised
Circumcision
is a big joke.
As
above, imagine if an African man organised a khAfiDah
for his American girlfriend without telling her - or
that such a scenario was presented on US TV as
comedy....
Herman's Head
Comedy,
71
episodes, 1991-94, featuring Herman (Willaim
Ragsdale). Aspects of his character are acted out by
different people.
One of Herman's good friends makes a reference to
circumcision and asks a leading question like, "You are
cut, right?" Herman does not immediately reply. The
friend, in complete surprise, says "Oh my god, you're
not circumcised!" - but not in a negative way,
more as if to say "How cool and different!"
A
rare exception to the general rule, in keeping with
the non-conformist nature of the show.
His
Dark Materials
Fantasy drama based on the books
by Philip Pullman about Lyra Bellaqua (Dafne Keen)
in an alternate universe where humans have daemons,
shape-changing talking animal partners that are integral
to themselves. The evil Magisterium is experimenting
with "intercision" to separate children from their
daemons. Lyra stumbles on plans for an intercisor
(left), and later narrowly saves a group of children
from being intercised. The reference to cutting is
explicit (right), although there is no physical
connection between human and daemon.
Home Improvement
Rites
and Wrongs of Passage, Season 2, Episode 2
Brad,
edest son of Tim Taylor (Tim Allen), is going
through a bad period, hanging out with the wrong
kids and getting brought home by the police, so Tim
seeks advice from his neighbor Wilson Wilson Jr
(Earl Hindman).
Wilson: He's trying to cross the threshold
into manhood, but he doesn't know how. In tribal
societies, as soon as boys show signs of becoming
men, they're immediately initiated into adulthood.
Tim: How?
Wilson: Well, some of the more popular
rituals include scarring, pulling of teeth, ritual
circumcision.
Tim: Brad doesn't even like getting his hair
cut.
American
Routine Infant Circumcision is invisible. When other
people do it, circumcision is outlandish and
painful.
House
[aka House, M.D.]
(Fox) Series 2, episode 1: Autopsy, first
aired September 20, 2005 Website:
http://www.fox.com/house (Full episode summary and
audio clips)
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh
Laurie) and his team of doctors try to prolong
the life of a nine-year old girl with terminal cancer.
In an opening scene Dr. House is asked to examine a
young Asian-American man who has requested a male
doctor. In the examining room, the patient lifts his
books to reveal a blood stain on the crotch of his
jeans. He explains that his girlfriend has never been
with an "uncircumcised guy" and that he had sterilised
'box cutters' [a utility knife] and tried to
circumcise himself with it. Viewers then get a rear
view of his ankles as he pulls down his jeans and
underwear. Dr. House falls back against the wall with
a shocked expression. He says, 'I'm going to call a
plastic surgeon to put the Twinkie back in the
wrapper.' (It seems to be compulsory on TV for even
doctors to use dumb metaphors to talk about
circumcision. A Twinkie
is a snack cake made by Hostess.) The story returns to
the cancer patient and this patient is never seen
again.
Unlike
a similar scene in ER a few years
ago, there is no mention of the doctors finishing
the circumcision; instead they repair the damage
(possibly a first for an American medical drama).
However,
it passively promotes men having their genitals
modified to fit their partners' desires, and the
idea that a circumcised penis is better than an
intact one. There is no mention of psychiatric or
psychological treatment for the man for his
self-mutilation.
One of the characters is dressed like the devil and
calls himself Satan. Walking around L.A., he tells
someone: "For one thing, God didn't invent
circumcision, I did!"
While
some Intactivists may agree, the context of the
claim makes clear that it is a joke.
Judging Amy
(CBS. US broadcast November 9, 1999, "a compelling
new drama")
A divorced couple appears before Judge Amy Gray (Amy
Brenneman). The father (a convert to Judaism from
Catholicism) wants to have their newborn son
circumcised, the Catholic mother does not. In her
chambers, Judge Amy considers the suit hilarious, and
in court she can barely contain her mirth. She says
that in the divorce settlement they agreed to raise
their children Jewish, so she rules in favour of the
father. (In fact, since the mother is not Jewish, the
son is not either, so he does not need to be
circumcised.)
The mother stands up and says, "You're mutilating my
son!"
The judge replies, "It's a standard medical
procedure, it's done all the time. It's relatively
short and painless."
"Painless for you, maybe! It's child abuse!"
"It's not child abuse. Broken bones and cigarette
burns are child abuse. Get some perspective."
The mother hangs her head. (Baby
is circumcised.)
[A
swift exchange about peripheral issues - the rights
of the child are not mentioned in this case - seems
to be a standard method of dealing with
controversies on US TV: "balance" has been served,
so no-one can be offended.]
(CBS. US broadcast February 15, 2000)
Vincent's girlfriend comes over to his apartment, and
his roommate remarks, "... if Englishmen had any sense
of aesthetics, they'd be
circumcised."
[This
is apparently intended to illustrate wit, not
bigotry: try substituting "Africans" for
"Englishmen" and "bleached" for "circumcised" in the
above and see how it looks.]
Kids in the Hall
(Canada)
Scott Thompson (to camera): Mom, Dad,
Doctor, I want my foreskin back!
(stares sadly at the camera)
It was stolen from me without my consent! They say,
you lose seventy percent of sensation in the head of
the penis after circumcision.
(about to cry)
The mind boggles.
(puts his arm up in the air)
What strange creatures be these parents! They say:
"It's much nicer now! All cleaned up! Like a good hair
cut!" Hey! I want my hood back!
(puts his hands around his torso. As his
penis)
I'm cold... It needs its little blanket...
(change of mood)
I could sue... I know I could sue - but what would
be the point? It won't change anything... I'll always
be mutilated. Another North American loser with an
exposed head. So -
(putting his turtle-neck over his head.)
I wear turtle-necks.
A
quite remarkably complete statement, even including
the m-word. The origin
of the 70% figure is unknown.
The King of Queens
(broadcast February 2002)
Carrie's father, Arthur, is in hospital, about to be
anaesthetised for an angioplasty, when he is visited
by Carrie and her husband.
Arthur: Now, this is important; while I'm
under, please see to it that they don't circumcise
me.
(Carrie rolls her eyes at her husband)
Carrie (patiently but firmly): They're not
going to circumcise you.
Arthur: Excuse me, what is the name of this
hospital?
Carrie (Sighs. Softly): Forest Hills
Jewish
Arthur: 'Nough said!
(Enter Nurse)
Nurse: Excuse me kids, I just need to do
some prep work on your dad.
Arthur): Here we go! (He lifts the covers
and looks fondly at his genital region
After the operation, he looks under the covers and says,
Arthur: That's the view I'm looking for!
This
illustrates the first myth: "only Jews circumcise"
(and they'll circumcise anybody). He is
probably in more danger
in a gentile US hospital. It avoids the myths that
wrongful circumcision is trivial and a big joke -
progress of a kind.
Deacon, Richie, Spencer and his mother are watching
video of him as a baby.
Mom: Then they put alcohol on it. Watch out,
baby Spence, you're about to lose a piece of your
tinky.
Trivialising.
King of the Hill
Season 6, No 12: Are You
There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
first broadcast March 17, 2002
Peggy (voiced by Kathy Najimy) pretends to be a nun
in order to get a teaching job at a Catholic school.
She excuses herself to Hank, saying:
"It's not as if I was dressed up as a rabbi and
circumcising people left and right. People do that,
you know."
Refreshingly,
presents circumcising as a bad thing to do.
The Kumars at No. 42 (UK)
Talkshow/sitcom
about an Indian family in England (saucy Grandma,
parents, bigheaded son Sanjeev [Sanjeev Bhaskar])
that has a talk studio in the house.
Guest comedian David Baddiel said he had a
friend who is half-Jewish: "He has a two-skin." Grandma (Meera Syal): We'll we're Hindus, so we
don't circumcise: we keep the funny little hat.
The
great majority of circumcision in England is now
Muslim. Grandma's remark trivialises circumcision.
Kyle XY
Episode
3, The Lies that Bind, Monday July 10, 2006
A strange, innocent youth, Kyle (Matt Dallas), has
been found naked in the woods with amnesia. Perhaps he
is an alien: he has no navel. He is put up with the
family of a social worker in Seattle.
Lori Trager (April Matson), 16, wants to use the
bathroom while Kyle is using it. When he doesn't come
at once she asks him if he is modest.
Innocent Kyle opens the door completely naked, and
declares, "I am not modest!"
Lori stares him up and down and exclaims, "No, you're
not. And you're clearly not Jewish, either."
Cementing
the fallacy that all Jewish males are circumcised,
but really just finding an excuse to refer to his
penis and circumcision. Apparently and
unsurprsingly, aliens don't practice infant
circumcision.
Ladies' Man
A baby is born and unexpectedly proves to be male.
Comments are made about the baby's penis, how big and
swollen it is, etc.
Cut to the parents in the hospital room admiring the
baby. The father tells his son he's sorry but he's
going home to a house full of women (the "sit." of
this "com.") and the father won't always be able to
protect him.
The nurse comes in and holds out her arms for the
baby. The father unquestioningly hands his son over to
her - and then as an afterthought, as the nurse is
leaving, he asks where she is going.
She responds, "To get him circumcised."
Without batting an eye, the father says, "And so it
begins."
The mother smiles at him as canned laughter ends the
show.
A man is murdered and thrown from the roof of a
building after sustaining deep bite wounds on his
penis. Detectives Benson and Stabler's investigation
leads to a young teenage graffiti artist, Logan
Stanton. His DNA appears to be a match to the salvia
in the bite, but his twin sister Lindsay confesses to
the crime, and it is then revealed that she was born
male and was re-assigned as female after a botched
circumcision. The parents describe the accident:
Mrs. Stanton: It's supposed to be a routine
procedure. They do it hundreds of times a day. Detective Stabler: What? Mr. Stanton (sighs): Circumcision. Detective Stabler (appalled): They took
off too much? Mrs. Stanton: They used, um... some sort of
device? To remove the foreskin. Mr. Stanton: It malfunctioned. Burned him
severely. Mrs. Stanton: We spoke to all the experts...
and they all said he would never be normal. Detective Benson: He could have stayed a boy. Mr. Stanton: Never a fully functional one. Detective Stabler: He could have gotten a
prosthesis. Mrs. Stanton: Not until puberty. And even
then... it would never fool anyone. Mr. Stanton: Imagine the abuse he'd take in
locker rooms. (tearfully) The humiliation of
explaining it to the girl he fell in love with. (shakes
his head) We couldn't put him through that. Detective Benson: You thought a sex change
operation... would be easier on him? Mrs. Stanton: What else could we do? Dr. Blair
convinced us it was the only hope our child had for a
normal life! Mr. Stanton: He found us the leading surgeon in
sex reassignments. Mrs. Stanton: Promised us that it would work.
He promised us. As long as we were committed
to raising her as a girl.
... Detective Benson: ... at least now the right
person will be making the choices.
The circumcision is not discussed again (the episode
focuses on Lindsay's painful experience of gender
dysphoria and the unethical practices of their gender
reassignment therapist, culminating in the twins'
murder of him).
Loosely
based on the story of David
Reimer, a Canadian boy whose penis was burnt
off during (an unnecessary) circumcision, who was
unsuccessfully reassigned as female, and who later
committed suicide.
The League
FX
semi-scripted comedy series about a group of friends
who are in a fantasy football league.
Taco (Jon Lajoie) is awakened in his hotel room by
Pete (Mark Duplass) and Andre (Paul Scheer). He gets
out of the bed naked. Everyone groans and hides
their eyes. Most disgusted is Ruxin (Nick Kroll),
who was sharing the hotel room with Taco and was
unaware of Taco's nocturnal nudity.
Andre: Oh!
Pete: Whoa! Really?! What is that?! What is
that?!
Ruxin: Were you naked all night?
Pete: No!
Taco: Yeah, I always sleep naked.
Pete: No!
Taco: Alright, boys. Let's go. Let's go. Warm
up. Stretch a little bit. (He does jumping jacks)
Pete: Come on!
Ruxin: I thought it was a rule that everyone
in the country had to get circumcised.
Taco (Pointing at Pete) Hey, look
at me. Look at me. We're gonna get you laid tonight.
Right, boys?
Some
people do "think it is a rule that everyone in the
country has to get circumcised" - which makes it
much easier to
impose on new parents.
Season
4 episode 2 "The Hoodie" first broadcast October 18,
2012 on FX.
Episode Synopsis: Kevin (Stephen Rannazzisi) and
Jenny (Katie Aselton) argue over whether or not
their son will be circumcised and everyone takes
sides...
.
The male friends are of mixed circumcision status,
and it is implied that it is arbitrary and really
doesn't matter.
Intact Kevin is at odds with Jenny, who may be
wanting baby Christopher circumcised because she has a
crush on the handsome Jewish pediatrician, Dr.
Levenson (Ben Lawson) who would do the cutting.
Jenny attempts to shame Kevin:
When I was in high school I knew every boy who
wasn't circumcised, because that's what girls talk
about it. And we think it's weird.
Ruxin (Nick Kroll) defends circumcision and,
unsurprisingly, extols his own penis:
If you got a Corvette, you want to rock it with the
top down. [But when the rain
comes down, you need to be able to put the top up
again. A pity his top was stolen as soon as he
bought it.]
Kevin visits his ex and asks her to sign a statement
saying she thought sex with him was better because of
his foreskin [and he expects
this to convince his wife?]. She
refuses on the basis that it's not appropriate for her
to get involved. Circumcision is so trivial that Kevin
and Jenny resolve that they will play a match of
fantasy football, the winner to decide if the baby is
cut.
Meanwhile, Andre (Paul Scheer) mysteriously refuses
to reveal whether is he is intact or circumcised,
leading the others to talk to his ex, who eventually
reveals that he is half-circumcised, due to his having
been such a fat baby that his penis was buried and the
doctor could only cut off half of his foreskin.
Jenny wins the fantasy football match, baby
will be cut. At the moment the circumcision
is being done Kevin bursts into the pediatrician's
office (not to stop the circumcision, but to make an
unrelated point) -
- and the doctor is startled, resulting in the baby
being half-circumcised. The last shot is the baby
screaming.
Stupid and trivializing, both groundbreaking in
acknowledging botched circumcision, and disgusting
in making light of it.
Living
Biblically
Comedy
based on A. J. Jacobs' attempt to live according to
biblical principles. Season 1, Episode 1 (pilot),
broadcast February 26, 2018.
Official summary: "After losing his best friend and
learning that his wife is pregnant, film critic Chip
Curry embarks on a spiritual journey to start living
a better, more moral life."
A rabbi tells Chip's pregnant wife, "If you need a
little snip snip, call me."
Trivialising
genital cutting.
Living in Captivity
1998 sitcom about three families of different
ethnicities living in one suburb. Only a few episodes
broadcast.
In one, Will (Matthew Letscher), proposes to Becca
(Melinda McGraw). She wants a Jewish wedding, so Will
has to convert, but "What about my ... shmeckel?"
(Shelley Berman guest stars as the mohel.)
Will's male friends don't like it that he has cut part
of his penis off forever, but the women think it a
bold act.
Again
with the myth that "only/all Jews are circumcised"
The fact that Judaism forbids conversions of
convenience is ignored again.
HBO
"Dramady" described as "gay Sex and the City shifted
to SF",
Season 1, Episode 2, Looking for Uncut
Augustin (Frankie J. Alvarez) and Dom (Murray
Bartlett) coach Patrick Murray (Jonathan Groff),
"possibly the least savvy, least worldly gay
29-year-old ever to walk the streets of San
Francisco", to be prepared for his new trick Richie
(Raúl Castillo).
Augustin: Hey, you know, (nudging Dom)
he'll probably be uncut, if he's a real
Mexican.
Patrick: Okay.
Augustin: Are you prepared for that?
Patrick: Prepared? What - what's that
supposed to mean? You make it sound as though I need
to take an evening course.
Dom: You should.
Augustin: It's true. Just sayin'. It's a
whole different ball game, down there. You gotta,
you gotta know what you're doin'.
Patrick: You know what, fuck you! I hope
that he is uncut. I'm gonna get myself a Mexican
fuckbuddy whether you like it or not.
...
Patrick is working at home when he has a thought and
Googles "uncut latin cocks". He thoughtfully studies
the images that appear.
...
Patrick and Richie are making out, Ritchie on his
back in his underpants. They are having fun till
Patrick nuzzles down his chest.
Patrick: Oh....
Richie: What? You can't just say "Oh" and
then say nothin'.
Patrick: It's nothing, it's nothing. ... I
just thought that you know, that maybe you might be
uncut.
Richie: Okay?
Patrick: Yeah.
Richie: You sound disappointed.
Patrick: I'm a little disappointed. I'm
completely [inaudible]. I'm a sucker for
[inaudible], so this is excellent.
Richie: Wow, I'm trippin'
Patrick: No, no, don't trip. It's just my
stupid friends and the Internet. They made me look
at pictures on the Internet. It's no big deal. (They
make out a little more, than Richie stops.)
Richie: I think....
Patrick: What?
Richie: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Patrick: No! No really, you serious?
Richie: Yeah, I think we're looking for
different things. 's no big deal.
Patrick runs into Richie again, who says "I'm still
cut."
The
flipside of "All US men are circumcised": "All
Latinos are intact.".
The Man in the High Castle
Drama
series
based on the novel by Philip K. Dick about an
alternative history, set in 1962 after the Japanese
and Germans have won World War 2. The USA is
divided: Japan rules the West Coast, Nazi Germany
most of the eastern side of the country, with a
small neutral zone in the middle. Episode 2
The Japanese regime has an American, Frank Frink
(Rupert Evans) marked for execution because they
suspect him of being a subversive. He is detained by
the secret police for interrogation, ordered to strip
and an officer gazes at him:
Officer: Why aren't you circumcised, Mr
Frink?
Frink: Why would I be?
Officer: We examined the records; your
grandfather...
Frink: My grandmother was Christian, and
both my parents.
Officer: Jews don't get to decide if they're
Jewish, not that I care.
In other words, the Axis powers use a "racial"
definition of Jewishness, rather than Frink's
matrilineal definition. Both the powers intend to
eradicate every trace of Jewishness in the country. In
the event Frink isn't killed, but members of his
family are.
It
almost sounds as though male genital cutting failed
to catch on in the US after World War 2, but more
likely, the scriptwriters make the common and
convenient but false assumption that "only Jews cut
male genitals".
Married with Children
Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill),
hapless, erotically-challenged father of a dysfunctional
family, has injured his back playing football. His
voluptuous but dim wife Peggy (Katey Segal) is
concerned:
Peggy: How bad is it, Aaron?
Aaron (Hill Harper): Well, we took him to my
doctor and he says all Mr. Bundy needs is a minor
operation. They make this little circular incision in
his lower back, ease thepressure off his spine and
he's good as new!
... Peggy (on a public phone in the hospital):
So anyway, Al just keeps going on about how "something
bad" is going to happen to him, and I say "Look, it's
a simple operation. What are the odds of something
horrible happening to you?"
(A doctor approaches Peggy.)
Doctor: : Excuse me, Mrs. Bundy, but something
horrible has happened to your husband. ... [checks his
chart] See, this was one of those... unfortunate
accidents due to simple human error. It seems our
surgical team misread your doctor's instructions. It
said to give him a "circular incision".
Peggy: Yeah. So, how could you misread that?
Doctor: We gave him a...
circumcision.
(Peggy stares at the doctor is awe and disbelief.
Marcy is heard shrieking with laughter through the
phone, until Peggy covers the receiver.)
Peggy: Oh dear. Uh, where is he?
Doctor: That's the other thing...
A room full of newly circumcised babies, all
crying. Al is in a bed next to them, crying and
fussing like a baby.
... (The Bundy house. Al's children, Bud (David
Faustino) and Kelly (Christina Applegate), are
carrying boxes down the stairs)
Bud: Man, just when you thought all the
disasters that could happen to Dad have happened to
Dad...
Kelly:: Yeah, a circumcision. And we thought he
was in a mood when they cut his hair too short. Now we
can't even tell him it'll grow back... Can we?
Bud: Yeah, why not? We lied about his hair.
...
Extended
gags
about Al's pain
...
Al: Peg, would you have any idea why I'd
feel less concerned about [my back]?
... Kelly: Because you're in so much more pain from
the circumcision.
Al: Correct. [Kelly smiles, pleased] And while
we're on that subject, does anybody know why such a
wacky thing could've happened to Daddy in the first
place?
... Kelly: Because Mommy made you go to the
hospital?
Al: Close, sweetheart. Mommy married Daddy
first, then made him go to the hospital.
Incredibly,
the option of blaming the doctors is never
canvassed.
...
(Al takes off his robe. He is wearing a bright
yellow muumuu with an ugly pattern on it. He eases
back onto the couch. Bud and Kelly look at him
oddly.
Al: What!?
Kelly: Well, how much did they cut off, Dad?
... Neighbour Marcy:: Hey, Stubby... We heard
about what happened, so we got you a card.
(The card has a picture of a pair of scissors on
the front.)
Her husband Jefferson: Uh, I talked her out of
the "Ask Me About My Circumcision" bumper sticker.
Marcy: (reads):
We heard about your little loss, we know
you'll make it through,
'Cause, thankfully, the part they took was
of no use to you.
And though they took more than you'd like,
the good luck is, you see,
Another quarter inch it'd been a full
lobotomy!
P.S. Hahahahahahahahaha!
... Jefferson: Eh, cranky, huh, old buddy? Well, I
know exactly how you feel. I had to get circumcised
myself once.
Al: How'd you deal with the pain?
Jefferson: I don't know, I was only one day
old.
Incredibly,
nobody knows how day-old infants deal with the pain. ...
(Marcy is helping Peggy make a sandwich. There is
a long meaty sausage on the counter and a baguette
nearby.)
Peggy: Oh, Marcy, I feel just awful about this.
The pain he must be in! And it's all my fault!
Marcy: Well, just do what you can to take his
mind off it.
Peggy: Well, I do.
Peggy picks up a small cleaver and chops the end of
the sausage. Al sees this, cringes and looks
nauseous. Peggy picks up the baguette and puts in on
the chopping board.
Peggy: It's just that for some reason he cannot
seem to let go of it.
Peggy chops the end of the baguette. Al again sees
this, cringes and then passes out on the couch.
Peggy: Nah, I don't know what to do.
Marcy: Well, just give it a few days. Besides,
I hear there are some benefits to having a circumcised
man. They're healthier,
the sex is better,
they're less likely to...
Peggy (interrupting): Whoa-ho-ho! The
sex is better?
Marcy: For the woman.
Peggy: Well, that's all I care about. Go on.
(Al starts coming to.)
Marcy: Well, they say it lasts longer because
the man is, uh, less sensitive.
....
Extended
gags about Al's sexual frustration.
Peggy: Well, we overheard this couple going
at it in the bathroom. I don't know how they thought
they could get away with it. I mean, you could hear
her a whole block away. [loudly] "Oh, Al!" - his
name was Al, too - "Oh, Al!" On and on!
(SFX: Sproing!)
Peggy: What was that sound?
Al: A stitch.
Peggy: Well, it's time to get this couch
re-upholstered.
...
Caption: TWO MORE WEEKS LATER
Peggy (on the phone): Well, I don't
like this, Marcy. He's been in the garage past a
month now, and I still can't get him to come out. I
mean, suppose something went wrong? He was really
starting to like those muumuus... [sadly] Yeah,
well, suppose he's all well and he just doesn't want
me anymore.
(The garage door. Al rips the door off its hinges
and comes out wearing the yellow muumuu. Peggy
looks at him, intrigued. Al looks at her. He
points at her, then up toward the bedroom. Peggy
smiles broadly.)
Peggy (still on the phone): Never
mind!
(Peggy hangs up. She runs upstairs. Al follows. A
crash, the room shakes and debris falls into the
living room. A few seconds later, Al comes back
downstairs in his robe. He sits on the couch and
thinks. The music stops.)
Al: You know, it did last longer. And the
best part is, I didn't feel a thing!
The
messages of this show are:
Circumcision
is trivial...
...and
beneficial
Accidental
circumcision is a huge joke
Circumcision
is painful.
The
main disadvantage is the month's enforced
celibacy.
The
"circular incision" gag that sets is all up is weak
enough, but for someone in the US not to sue for such
a mistake is incredible. Yet in Thailand, life
has imitated art.
The Marvellous Miss Maisel
Season 2, Episode 6
"Madge" Maisel's father-in-law of her father
"His shorts are so tight that every cut of the moel's
knife is on vivid display."
M*A*S*H
A Korean woman asks for Bris for her baby, aged 3-4
months. (His father, presumably a deceased US
serviceman, was Jewish. Orthodox Judaism decrees that
only a Jewish mother makes a baby Jewish.)
Doctors demur, one saying it is an elective procedure
that would waste military resources, but eventually
agree (and organise a rabbi to say the right prayers
by telegraph).
Father Francis Mulcahy (William Christopher) agrees
to attend the ceremony, and stresses to the mother
"Don't worry about the circumcision...I have many
friends with them!" (a roundabout way of saying "Some
of my best friends are Jews," implying only Jews are
circumcised.)
Ethics are not mentioned. Baby
is circumcised The beautiful wide-eyed baby
stares peacefully forward, never flinching or
wimpering, but instead making a few happy sounds. The
adults in the room are joyful and the doctor is patted
on the back for the "good job" he did.
Masters
Of Sex
Docu-drama (2013) about amateur sex researchers Dr
William Masters and Virginia Johnson.
Series 1 Episode 9 "Involuntary" (about 7 mins in).
A young doctor, Ethan Haas (Nicholas D'Agosto), is
meeting his fiance, Vivian Scully (Rose McIver), a
nurse, to discuss wedding plans. She is late and comes
in flustered:
Vivian: I am so sorry I'm late. I got stuck
with a patient, Mr Davenish. I was supposed to help
him bathe and then he just dropped his robe without
any warning in front of me and then you know.. (she
sits down) Ethan, there was something really
wrong with his penis. It looked like an anteater.
I'm so glad you're not deformed like that. I've
never seen such a thing; I didn't even know it could
happen to a man.
Ethan: (amused) Not being
circumcised? What you saw was foreskin. Mr Davenish
has it, I don't.
Vivian: Well, then it's just luck?
Ethan: No! Jesus! They should really teach
this in candy-striping. Or at least in sororities.
All men are born with foreskin. Some people have the
baby's foreskin removed after birth. Basically they
just cut away the extra skin.
Vivian: Who would do that to a little baby?
Ethan: Jews. I 've forgotten the idea behind it
- something about the mark of god. Recent studies show
it also helps prevent syphillis, so we've got that in
our corner.
Vivian: We do? You say that like you were
Jewish.
Ethan: My parents are, but not me.
Vivian: But doesn't that mean that you are?
Ethan: Technically, but I don't observe so
its just a label that doesn't mean anything to me.
The dialogue continues about their religious
difference and his willingness to convert to
Catholicism to marry her.
In
the 1950s when the scene is set, the circumcision
rate the the USA was ~80%. It is inconceivable that
a registered nurse would be unaware of circumcision,
or a doctor unaware that gentiles do it. While the
"anteater" insult is common nowadays, it would not
be the first thing to spring to a naïve person's
mind on seeing her first intact penis. The syphilis claim was more than
100 years old in the 1960s and was, and is,
nonsense. Syphilis is highly infectious, a foreskin
or not.
"...the
spirochaete [syphils bacterium] is able to pass
through intact mucous membranes or compromised skin.
It is thus transmissible by kissing near a lesion,
as well as oral, vaginal, and anal sex.
Approximately 30 to 60% of those exposed to primary
or secondary syphilis will get the disease. Its
infectivity is exemplified by the fact that an
individual inoculated with only 57 organisms has a
50% chance of being infected."
- Wikipedia
And would any man mention syphilis to his fiancée
in the 1950s, implying he was at risk of it?
Series
1, Episode 11 (2013) "Phallic Victories"
William Masters has just declared that he is set to
announce that penis size is not the key to pleasing a
woman, a revolutionary idea at the time. Virginia
Johnson delivers a fiery reply:
"You're not giving [men] the gift you think you
are. After all those jubilant small- to medium-size
men come home and crawl into bed beside their sleeping
women, they're going to stare up at the bedroom
ceiling and they're going to realize that if size
doesn't matter, something else does. And that
'something else' is going to scare the hell out of
them. Because maybe they don't have it."
Given
that reality, and the fact that by this time in US
history about half of adult males were circumcised -
certainly most college-educated men - there was no
conceivable way that Masters & Johnson were
going to declare that the foreskin contributes to
good sex. The only hope for their professional
success - and the sales of their book - was to validate
the status quo (and trend) and make the majority of
men/couples feel good about themselves. The same is
true today of every US medical association,
university and government agency that pronounces on
circumcision. To be credible and well-received, they
must confirm that circumcision is good, or at least
not detrimental. (h/t to Jason Fairfield)
Series
1 Episode 12 "Manhigh"
Willaim Masters makes his first presentation of his
study's findings:
We were able to disprove many myths. For example,
uncircumcised men do not have more ejaculatory control
than circumcised men. Circumcision does not affect
impotency one way or another.
In
fact Masters and Johnson made no study at all of
circumcision and ejaculatory control or potency.
Mental
Episode
MEN-108, "House of Mirrors" July 17, 2009
Official
summary: When 16-year-old Heather Masters (guest
star Allison Scagliotti) attempts to commit suicide
by lighting herself on fire, Jack [Dr. Jack
Gallagher (Chris Vance)] and the team must work to
get to the bottom of her suicidal tendencies.
However, when further testing and discussions with
her father and psychiatrist reveal a dark secret
that has been hidden from Heather since her birth,
Jack is faced with a difficult ethical dilemma.
Meanwhile, the relationship between Jack and ...
April and Jess discuss a one-night stand April had
recently.
Jess: Oh, it [the sex] wasn't good?
April: It was good. It was... damn. But it
just, it wasn't...
Jess (wrinkles her face in disgust):
What... circumcised?
April: No, it wasn't me.
Subtext:
Intact penises are obviously abnormal/disgusting.
Monk
Episode
12 of Season 1: "Mr. Monk and the Red-Headed
Stranger"
Lieut. Disher chased a nude man who has been running
by every time the police chief gives a press
conference. When the dispacher asks him for a
description of the suspect, Disher says, "He's wearing
grey sneakers"
Dispatcher: Anything else?
Disher: He's not Jewish.
Reinforcing
the myth that circumcised=Jewish. He's even less
likely to be Muslim, for example.
My Name is Earl
(Season
premier)
Earl's rather slow brother Randy (Ethan Suplee)
changes himself to be more like his girlfriends, but
(according to the voice-over) eventually his true
nature shows and reveals him to be plain old Randy.
In one scene he is trying to be like his Hassidic
Jewish girlfriend. A small group of her Hassidic
family are waiting in a living room when Randy enters.
Randy: Sorry it took so long. I got my
foreskin jammed in my zipper.
(Realising he's sprung himself, he takes off his
black hat. His curls, glued on the sides, come off
too.)
(The
chances of an American man of Randy's age and social
group actually having a foreskin are slimmer than
the chance of him finding ringlets to stick on a
hat.)
My Wife & Kids
Official
summary:
Season 3: Episodes 25 - "Graduation", broadcast May
21, 2003
[Michael (Damon Wayans) and Jay (Tisha Campbell)
Kyle]'s hopes for Jr.[ George Gore]'s immediate
future are dashed when he and Vanessa [Brooklyn
Sudano] drop a bombshell on Michael and Jay.
Season
4: Episode 1 - "From Dummy to Daddy", broadcast
September 24, 2003
Michael and Jay are reeling from the news that
fresh-out-of- high-school graduates Jr. and
girlfriend Vanessa are going to have a baby.
Dimwitted Jr. meets Vanessa for lunch and asks her
how her parents took the news.
Vanessa: Not very well. My father said
something about smashing your head in with a brick and
a third (or a thorough?) circumcision.
For
circumcision (or something akin to it) to be
proposed as a punishment is progress.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Episode
#622 Angel's Revenge
A group of vigilante women joins forces to bring down
a local drug ring. They take a drug pusher hostage and
begin to torture him for information. Suspended
upside-down from the ceiling, the man is interrogated
while one of the women wields a samurai sword over his
genitals. When the pusher fails to provide the answers
needed, the woman with the sword slices at his
genitals while the other women look on with excitement
and, for one woman, sexual satisfaction. Mike (Michael
Nelson) exclaims, "It's a wanton, unauthorized bris!"
Implicitly,
"Circumcision is Jewish."
Episode
#810 The Giant Spider Invasion
Dan Kester (Robert Easton) is trying to open up a
meteor-like object with a chisel and a hammer, not
very effectively. After several botched attempts, Mike
says "I'm glad he's not a mohel."
Unlike
the previous example, there is no good reason to
refer to circumcision here, except for a cheap
laugh.