This torpedo (Torpedo torpedo,
or eyed electric ray)
looks nothing like a penis.
This torpedo looks much
more like a cut penis, complete with a meatal ulcer.
"The thinking goes like
this,
if dad has a slug then son
will indeed have a pet slug, too."
-
Chloe Maxwell on Kidspot (March 2016)
- posted by
Bloodstained Men and their Friends
June 27, 2016
That slug actually
looks remarkably like this botched circumcision:
An earthworm / groundworm
A Hooded Worm
No illustration, since
the "Hooded Worm" does not seem to exist. (Christina Rosetti refers to
"a scaled and hooded worm" in her poem "Amor Mundi".)
A Mongolian Death Worm
No illustration, since
the "Mongolian Death Worm" has not been exactly identified and
may be mythical. Artistic impressions borrow heavily from the sandworms
of Frank Herbert's "Dune" - which in turn may borrow from the
foreskin, making the simile circular.
(...but she
almost
certainly has a prepuce, and he probably does not.
And some men do know a lot about menstrual cramps -
they're called gynaecologists.)