We have a new topic to heat up our passions --
the foreskin is currently top of the fashions.
If you're the new son of a Berkeley professor,
your genital skin will be greater, not lesser.
For if you've been circ'ed or are Moslem or Jewish,
you're outside the mode; you are old-ish not new-ish.
You have broken the latest society rules;
you may never get into the finest of schools.
Noncircumcised males are the "genital chic"--
if your foreskin is gone, you are now up the creek.
It's a great work of art like the statue of Venus*,
if you're wearing a hat on the head of your penis.
When you gaze through a looking glass, don't think of Alice;
don't rue that you suffered a rape of your phallus.
Just hope that one day you can say with a smile
that your glans ain't passe; it will rise up in style.

Every circumcised male (who has suffered assault)
Can have the wrong righted, regardless of fault.
No need to accept it, you should be advised
It can be corrected, reversed or revised.

If it upsets your psyche, just have it erased
By a small piece of skin that's strategically placed.
If your foreskin is gone, just find the right surgeon,
Who'll sew one back on without any urgin'.

We could call the procedure a phimorrhoplasty*,
You'll be put back in shape, though it sounds very nasty.
An alternate name is "reverse circumcision";
If you like the idea you're a person with vision.

It comes to my mind that this chic reconstruction
Creates an addition in place of reduction.
Your glans should be covered, it shows that you care,
For fashion demands that you cannot go bare.